Thunderbolts And Lightning Very Very Frightening: A Percy Jackson Guide To Pissing Off Zeus.

Electro-No

So...Everyone knows about water and electricity, right? From safety talks with parents, teachers, the fire brigade, adults in general.

Water+Electricity=BOOM!

Yeah. Someone may have forgotten to tell Percy.

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Camp Half-Blood Infirmary Files
Patient Form

Name:Percy Jackson
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Injury(s): Third Degree Burns, Concussion, Lump on forehead, Broken Fibula, Sprained Wrist
Cause Of Injury(s): Zeus.
Suggested Treatment: Ambrosia and Nectar twice a day until burns fade, rest-tie to bed/knock unconscious if necessary- and required lectures from Annabeth, Chiron and Leo on 'How Stupid He Was Being'; 'The Cons of Annoying Zeus' and 'How the Awesomeness of Electricity Works' respectively
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