Police: Where do u live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: If i tell you, you wont believe me.
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house

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Jokes On The Random
HumorSome inspirational and humurous jokes, quotes, sayings and poems. Found from various locations, hopefully they'll cause you to smile or at least roll your eyes. Hope you enjoy.