Leafy Greens

Pot Brownies

Jack and Sunny soon pulled up to Kiyana University. They were just driving a rusty 1995 Gold Buick, Sunny was the one driving, while Jack sat in shot gun, where he would roll up blunts for them both through-out the drive. They had left the day after they had their "Good-Bye Party", only a bit hungover. They had drove all day, having left at 4 in the afternoon, and most of the night. They stopped every now and then to get gas, and officially stopped in the University's parking lot at around 3 in the morning, where they fell asleep drinking cheap beer and listening to Metallica. They woke up to someone tapping on their window, which they didn't take too kindly. 

After Sunny finished cussing out the poor Earth Activist, making her flee the parking lot, they got out of the car and sorted out their stuff. "Shit, where are we even supposed to go?" Jack asked, rubbing his eyes, apparent bags underneath them. Sunny shrugged, braiding her dreads into a giant side braid. She didn't look that much better, what little makeup she had on was smeared, and she had puffy bags as well. "Maybe that group knows?" She said, tilting her head to a group of kids in business formal attire. Jack rolled his eyes, "Course they will... Let's go." 

They then carried their many bags over to the group of overly-dressed kids, whom were handing out pamphlets. One girl was in the front, and appeared to be the leader. She had straight auburn hair, which was pulled into a tight ponytail. No fly away's in sight. She had piercing green eyes, which would have been pretty if she didn't make the mistake of wearing grey crude pencil eyeliner and clumpy brown mascara. She had too much bronzer on, and made the mistake of applying it like how middle-schoolers put on blush. Covering their cheeks till there was circles apparent on their faces. She also wore a brown pencil skirt, which came past her knees, and had on a crisp, too-much-starch blouse on. The only good thing about her outfit was her shoes, which were black, shiny Burberry pumps. Least she knew how to take care of shoes.

Sunny and Jack glanced at each other, and tried to catch the attention of another group member, but their leader already had her eyes set on them. She smiled widely, a bit of dark red lipstick on her teeth. "Hello there! Welcome to Kiyana University!" She said stretching her arms out. She was, erm, EXTREMELY loud. The two friends shared another look, and smiled weakly back at her. "Are you two freshman? Oh! Silly me, of course you are! I'm Missy, Missy Everette! And whom do I have the pleasure of meeting?" She said, acting like she had 6 cups of black coffee. "Uh... Jack and Sunny?" Jack spoke up, more sounding like a question. Missy let out a squeal of excitement, causing Sunny and Jack to flinch. "Oh my gosh! You're Irish! I've always LOVED foreign students!" Jack smiled sarcastically, growing annoyed. "Can we just get directions to the dorm buildings?" Sunny said, holding her head. "Absolutely! Mia! Tia!" She exclaimed, two girls quickly came over. Jack and Sunny both did a double-take, seeing as they were exactly identical. They both had wavy black hair, pulled into a side braid. They both had large, slightly almond-shaped blue eyes, and small lips coated with lip gloss. They had black cat-eye eyeliner, and light fake eyelashes on. They almost resembled little dolls, even their outfits were a bit dolly like. They wore a black shirt with a petal white collar, and black pleated skirts, which was just above mid-thigh, and wore black strappy heels. 

"Yeah, Missy?" The left one said, "Who are they?" The right one said, gesturing to Sunny and Jack as if they were a zoo exhibit. "They're new freshman! And they need to be shown where their dorms are!" "Ah, we just need to know where the building is, we'll be fine..." Sunny said, but to no avail. "So, you want US to show them?" The left one said, obvious discomfort in her facial expression and tone. "Of course! We must make sure every freshman feels welcome!" Sunny and Jack glanced at each other, raising an eyebrow. The whole scene in front of them was rather comical, something you'd expect to happen in a cheesy teen-romance movie.