Hetalia Chat Room

Drunk chats

Ok so until someone, anyone, comments a country you want to be with I will make fill in chapters.
As you can see we(you and me) will be drunk in this chapter. I have never been drunk before because I am a 16 year old weirdo that never leaves my room.
Anyways I hope you like this chapter!

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England made a group chat with the allies and axis

You guys ____ and Kyra are drunk and at my house-England

Why are they there aru?-China

How am I supposed to know? They just showed up and said "we're here for your booty!!"-England

Ohonhon~ they want the booty-France

I think they are just in pirate mode and want to rob you Enhland-san-Japan

I agree-Germany

Maybe they just want to make pasta~!!!-Italy

I highly doubt that dude!! They obviously want burgers!-America

Ask them if they want to become one with me da-Russia

Ask if they know me, eh?-Canada

Oh god now their running around with swords-England

You should try making them stop-Germany

How?!?!-England

With my pipe-Russia

No!!-England

KyraThePirate is online.

Oi! You wankers are talking about me and my buddy!!-KyraThePirate

Calm down Kyra-san-Japan

No!! I will kill Iggy! If you guys don't shut up!!-KyraThePirate

***(irl)***

Kyra tackles England to the ground. ____ laughs so hard she falls off the couch she was jumping on.

"Kyra you bloody git get off of me!!" England says trying to push her off

"No!! She said you want to knock us out!!" ____ says

"No I wasn't!" He yells

"You where thinking about it!!" She yells back

"Kyra I'm taking his thinks to the car!!!!" ____ says walking out the door with a bag of stuff and singing a random song of your choice.

"Get back here and put my thinks back!!" England yells

"Shut up!!" ____ says as Kyra holds him down.

***(back to chat room)***

Where did they go aru?-China

Their doing it!!-France

Shut up France!!-Germany

I'm just getting to Iggy's house dudes!-America

What's going on?-Russia

Ok ___ is outside with a bag of things.-America

Weird-Germany

And I'm inside now. Kyra holding Iggy down while he's yelling to let him go.-America

I was right!! They are doing it!-France

***(irl...again)***

____ calls Kyra outside saying the cars running. Kyra gets up and runs stopping when she sees America in the door way.

"You didn't see anything punk!!" She glares at him and shoves past him.

"You wanker why didn't you stop them?!?!" England yells at America. He shrugs and you hear tire tracks screeching.

***(chat room)***

They took my things!! D:-England

Haha-France

Shut up you Frog!!-England

England ends chat.

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That's all folks!!

So I'm going to try and make a Christmas eve thing before midnight. If I don't then I will make a Christmas on idk.

Ok Ciao~! ;D