Moments With The Bad Touch Trio

Dare #2

Gilbert: So, this is a two part dare!

Antonio: What is it?

Francis: We have to react to the new Star Wars movie, and help bring up someone's self esteem.

Gilbert: Well, I've got the DVD, so I guess we could watch it.

Francis: Is that a bootleg video?

Gilbert: Maybe...

Antonio: But where can we watch it? We broke your TV playing Mario Kart, remember?

Francis: Hey, that was your fault! You cheated!

Gilbert: We can use West's TV.

Antonio: I don't want him to ground us again! He did that last time when we egged Liz's house..

Gilbert: That crazy woman deserved it!

Francis: Mon amis, we are getting off topic.

•--•--•--•After The Movie•--•--•--•

Antonio: No! Why? Why?!

Gilbert: He's going to need hours of intense therapy..

Francis: It was a pretty good movie, considering it was from a country where a pizza will come faster than the police.

Antonio: Okay, bye–

Gilbert: Wait! We still have to bring up hxnji__ 's self esteem!

Francis: There is at least one person in this world who is madly, deeply, truly in love with you. And if you can't seem to think of someone, remember the person that's is writing this right now. You are beautiful, incredible, and everything I've ever wanted.

Gilbert: Love yourself! You're fucking awesome, no matter who you are! We're all different, and that's what makes our world special! Don't ever compare yourself to anyone else; you're perfect the way you are.

Antonio: Don't let words get you down! People may call you names or talk behind your back, but they're probably just jealous because you have a bigger ass, or you were a better pirate! Lo siento, I'm getting off topic. But still, stay exactly the same, and if it ever seems like no one loves you.

Gilbert: Like no one cares.

Francis: Like you're all alone.

Antonio: Remember that the Bad.

Gilbert: Touch.

Francis: Trio.

All: Will always be there!

All: Have a beautiful day!