Saints and Sinners (Asking Alexandria fic)

7 - A fucking permission slip

SERENA

I was leaning on Bens chest between his legs and it was great, he was playing with my hair and I felt like I was gonna fall asleep Family Guy was on the TV playing quietly in the background as we all just sat there I feel so relaxed its like I've left my body and I'm looking at myself, I'm so fucking out of it and it's great

"Want another hit?"

Cam tries to pass me the spliff but I can't reach it so Ben takes it gently from his fingers and puts it between my lips, he connects his with mine for a bit and then he leans back and lets out a puff of smoke

"Whoa did you just pass the smoke to Ben through your mouth?" Louise asks stunned

She hasn't done any and knows nothing because she's a square and all this is her first boyfriend ever and the first time she has been in the same room as drugs

"Yeah" Ben laughs and runs his hand through my hair

"Louise..." I start laugh uncontrollably

"What's funny?" she tilts her head and Cam puts his arm around her shoulder and pulls her in closer to him

"Nothing's funny she's just high as fuck thanks to someone" Cam smiles and looks at Ben and he winks at him

"Louise are you actually gonna drink your beer or not" I ask angrily because she's had it for ages and has taken half a sip

"I don't really like it" she looks at her feet shyly

"Don't worry," Cam smiles down at her "if you're with us you'll get used to it soon"

"Pass it" Cam picks it up and I was so close to getting it until Ben snatches it out of Cams hand

"Ben what the fuck?" I pout

"Your parents are home and you're already high, no beer for you"

He drinks it all and I can't even "hey why did you get to drink it"

"Because I'm sober and not as high as you"

A smile comes across my face as he smirks and I start to laugh "yeah I guess"

Louise sits up suddenly and starts to panic as she can hear someone coming up the stairs and hearing my moms voice

"Shit! She's here! Where are Ben and Cam gonna go?"

I look around and open the window

"I can't climb down a pipe quick enough to leave without your mum seeing us" Ben whispers and Cam nods in agreement

"No dumbass" I take the spliff off him and put it out then throwing it into my neighbors back yard

"Ah, I see"

I spray the room with deodorant and waft it around and quickly open my closet door "Get it" I point

"Are you fucking serious love?" Ben laughs

"Yeah no way" Cam nods

"Baby you have to if our mom and dad find you you're both dead I shit you not they will go all crucifix on you and sacrifice you to Satan"

Wait, What? Louise says the weirdest things when she's scared or worried
We all stand in silence for a few seconds before Ben and Cam quickly scramble into the closet probably afraid to be put on a crucifix and closing the door, I practically rip my septum out of my nose and I lock the closet door with the key and put it in my pocket grabbing a bible. The door knob turns slowly as my mom enters

"Serena? Louise? Dinner's ready-" she stops talking and puts her hand over her heart smiling

We both have our hand on the bible and I was mid my just made up prayer

"And bless my mom and my dad and my cute little sister Louise. May you, our gracious lord and savior look after my and also my families souls" I turn pretending to not know she was there

"Oh hello mom, I didn't know you were there" I smile forcing a blush

"You were as quiet as a mouse" Louise says quietly she doesn't even have to try she's automatically adorable

"You two girls make me so proud and the Lord shall look after us for we are all his children" my mom holds Louises hand and Louise nods in agreement and a fake smile she should be an actress really

Oh god I feel fucking sick why am I in this family

"Anyway, dinner is ready so come and get it" My mom smiles and leaves

I shut the door and lock it then get the other key out and unlock my closet making Ben and Cam fall out onto the floor, Cam landing on top of Ben

"Cam get off I can't breathe" Ben gasps dramatically

"What?"

"Move!"

"What?"

"GET YOUR FUCKING STRING BEAN ASS OFF ME RIGHT NOW!"

Cam jumps off Ben "Okay god no need to shout"

Ben puts his hand on his face and shakes his head whispering jesus christ under his breath

Ben turns to me and hugs me holding my waist "Do we have to go now? Because we don't want to go and leave you two"

"Aw Ben of course you don't I'll-" I feel something that's familiar in tucked into the back off his jeans

"Oh Ben for fuck sake!" I pull out a pair of my fucking panties

"What are you doing stealing my panties you fucking prick" I joke I throw them at him and he catches them in his hand

"Thanks for giving them back" he winks

"You make it sound like she took yours and she's giving them back to you Ben" Louise laughs in the back Cam joining in

"Seriously though can we stay?" He asks puppy eyed

"Yeah you can" I give him a hug and point at him "but seriously stop taking my panties without asking"

"Haha yeah okay- wait without asking? Do I need a fucking permission slip to take my girlfriends underwear?" he jokes

"Yeah" I take Louises hand and lead her out of the door

"Promise me you won't take anymore panties or any of my bras"

"I promise nothing"

I shake my head and just look at him "See you two later"

They both wave and turn the TV back on

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