Bts as a GIRL

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JIN: *at the mall* oh my *face palm* I kennot handle this ugly ass people *faints*
Officer: Ma'am? Ma'am? *getting ready for CPR*
JIN: *wakes up* WTF BISH! *slaps the officer* oh my.. my.. my.. beauty Imma get the fuck outta here
(Sassy Mama Jin)

RAPMON: *In Unpretty Rapstar* Uh~! Better Get Back RMMMMM!! Im rapmonie, monie monie mon Im here in unpretty pretty pretty rapstuh ooh~
Judge: What wess thet?
RAPMON: Its a rap
Judge: wtf?

SUGA: *in a bar wearing short skirt and Croptop with furry big jacket*
Guy: Damn Gurl whats your name?
SUGA:..... *ignores*
Guy: Damn Being Hard To Get Huh? Wanna Go Out To Night?
SUGA: *slaps the guy* *flips hair* Infires!
Guy: ( ̄⊿ ̄)
(THUG LIFE)

JHOPE: *In a beach*
Guy: *sees Jhope*
JHOPE: *sees guy*
Guy: *walking towards Jhope*
JHOPE: *akward*
Guy:*silence*
Jhope's Brain: scream!
JHOPE: why?
Jhope's Brain: you gotta
JHOPE: AHHHHHHHH!
Guy: wtf ┑( ̄Д  ̄)┍

JIMIN:*in a office doing reporting*
*electricity gone*
Everyone: *using a fan*
JIMIN: its so hot *tears clothes but not the underwear ofcourse xD*
Everyone: *stares at jimin*
JIMIN: whut? *starts body rolling* yeeaahh~
(Sexy girl jemeeen)

V: *wearing cut shirts and ripped jeans*
Guy: Damn girl whats yo name?
V: Adgfhjmlkp!!
Guy:( 'Д ')
V: ... *flips hair*
(Lmao)

JUNGKOOK: *walking*
Guy: *following jungkook*
JUNGKOOK: *gets creep out*
Guy: *attemps to rape jungkook*
JUNGKOOK: *rappidly punching the guy* IM A GOLDEN GIRL! SHOW NO MERCY

[Huehehe Suga Tho. ^___^♥ questions,request, suggestions? Comment down below]

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