Minecraft Diaries A Lord And Her Guard: A GarMau FanFic Book One [COMPLETED]

Christmas

Me: so for christmas I got this MAJESTIC PONY!! Her name is Twilight Sparkle for all of those non bronies out their but don't worry you will be converted eventually

Zane: you have large pony plushy *starts to fangirl or should I say fanboy*

Garroth: HA ZANE LIKES PONIES!

Me: hey Garroth I guess you didn't hear me I GOT A PONY FOR CHRISTMAS! Along with other things

Garroth: well that's normal cause your a girl who likes girl stuff

Me: Garroth so help me I will slap you straight across the face

Garroth: what?

Me: I am a teenager sort of and I like little girl stuff grown men like this little girl tv show known as MY LITTLE PONY FRIEND SHIP IS MAGIC!!! I AM A PROUD TO BE PEGASISTER!!!

Laurence: what's all the yelling about??

Garroth: so have you heard about the show called my little pony friend ship is magic?

Laurence: is that the show Zane likes?

Garroth: yeah

Laurence: HAHA! ZANE LIKES PONIES!

Garroth: hey that's what I said!

Dante: wait Zane likes ponies?

Laurence: yes

Dante: *burst out laughing*

Me: that's it I'm killing you all of

Zane: FINALLY SOME ONE GETS ME!

Dante: wait Author Sempia likes ponies

Garroth: yea she does

Dante: *runs away*

Garroth: well then

Me: -_- I am a proud to be pegasister and Zane is a proud to be brony so yeah DEAL WITH IT HATTERS!! All you non bronies and pegasisters will be converted eventually...... ANYWAY I hope you have a merry christmas and a happy new year :3 merry christmas