• Mark's POV •
She accepted my request.
My love life begins.
Now.
-2 weeks later-
This is our second or third date, and I brought a very special drink to share with Miranda. I then drove to DiCaprio's Diner to meet up with her.
I saw her waiting at the door and I checked us in and we were seated.
"Hai, I have brought a special drink for each of us." I said.
I started to get the drink out of my cooler as Miranda started talking,
"You know Mark I really don't think this is work-"
I cut her off by handing her the drink.
"Um, what is this?!" She asked suspiciously.
"This is a DiCaprisun. Drink it." I said.
(picture at beginning)
We both drank our DiCaprisuns and opened the window and ran to the woods until we found a small lake/river.
We drank endless DiCaprisuns for ages
The end
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Figgalo
HumorMark Del Figgalo - this very short and terrible book was originally written as a joke between my friend and I, and after she read it I unpublished it; however, she passed away a few months ago so I decided to put it back up in her honor! enjoy :)
