Percy Jackson-Son Of Chaos

Dirty Planet Cooties!

500,000 Chaos Years Later

Percy POV

I enter the training room ready to kick Y/N's butt at the sword-fighting arena. It has been so long but she still sucks at it. She is good at long-distance weapons. She is probably the best archer we can have in the universe! Don't tell Zoe I said that though! Oh..ya..Zoe is my girl-friend now and I couldn't be happier now.

Luke and Y/N are my No.1 OTP but they just would not get together. I remember the date I had taken Zoe for when I intended for the first kiss and the 2 idiots had hijacked their way into the date.

(Flashback)

Our date was going perfectly and I moved a bit closer leaning in to our hugging position a little bit more. I kissed Zoe and she responded after freezing for about 2 minutes. I was about to deepen the kiss when I heard movement from behind the bush which we were sitting in front of.

I got my sword out and cut the bush up to find my sister and Luke sitting behind it, frantically trying to escape with their hands in each other's mouths to prevent each other from laughing. They see me and they run, pulling their hands out.(I DONT KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING ?)

"AHHH RUN LUKE RUN! THAT IS ALL THE ACTION WE GOT! ABORT MISSION! HOP LEFT GOOO!!" Y/N screamed as she ran off to the right. Zoe heard the ruckus and she started running behind Luke, flustered and blushing like a ripe tomato.

"AHHHHHHHHH" Luke screamed as he ran, Zoe hot on his trails. I took off behind Y/N who was flying on full speed right now.

"FLY DAMMIT LUKE!!" Y/N shouted as Zoe caught up to Luke. "Dammit Luke! GOOD LUCK!" She shouted as flew high up taking a cartwheel before she swooped down, pulling Luke away from an angry Zoe.

"FLY!" She screamed at him as he quickly opened his wings and began to fly with her.

I landed next to Zoe as she whispered "Those two are adorable" and I whispered " OTP!"

"What in the name of Celestia is OTP?" Zoe questioned

"You will learn eventually grasshopper!" I said as I hugged her from behind.

Y/N was already in here, laughing around with Ethan, Luke and everyone else. I peck Zoe morning as she ruffles my hair. Y/N ,like every other day for the past god knows how many years, teases us with a new ship-name.

"AWWWWWWW!! LOOK AT THE MOST CUTE COUPLE ON CELESTIA! THE NO.1 COUPLE! PERZOE FOR DA WIN!!" She screamed but as always I still had my sassy remark to throw back.

"Me and Zoe are adorable. But the OTP of the entire Celestia will never waver from (Shipname of You and Luke)."

"Shut up Perce!" A flustered Luke said as he hid his blush by drinking from the cup beside him, which was Beckendorf's coffee, which makes everyone else gag.

"Oh Omega!" Luke screamed before he projectile vomits into the sink. Y/N pats his back as he vomits. And she says she doesn't like him!

"Seriously though...How much bloody caffeine do you put into that thing?" Ethan asks Beckendorf.

"Guys..Guys..About the OTP thing..the main OTP is Charlina.. No matter how much dam ;-) caffeine Becky drinks every day!" Y/N says

"STOP CALLING ME BECKY!" Beckendorf screams ashe picks up Y/N and throws her over his shoulder.

"AHH HELP!" Y/N shouts as Beckendorf swings her over to Ethan , who catches her and tickles her.

"PLEASE ETHAN STOP!!" She says as she giggles uncontrollably.

Luke joins in, tickling her with Ethan.

"I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED BY MY BIFFLEE! HELP ME ZOE! BIANCA! SILENA, MY BAE !ANYONE!" Y/N screams before laughing, her head falling onto Ethan's shoulder.

Zoe, Silena and Bianca free Y/N from the laughing torture as I just stand here laughing

"GIRL POWER IDIOTS!!" Y/N emphasizes on girl before she hauls me and Luke away to the sword-fighting arena.

"MISS ME WHILE I AM GONE!" She screams just as we reach the arena.

" Ok Senpai..since I am shit at sword-fighting and as Luke is good both of us against you?" Y/N suggests

"I did not agree for this" Luke says as Y/N tightens her grip on him.

"Ok..let us get started!" I say laughing at their antics before taking out my sword, which was basically Riptide but completely dripped in Chaos metal, which could kill anything except Primordials and well our group.

Luke and Y/N take out their sword and we charge.

We were about to clash when conch sounds which means a GROUP MISSION! Yes! We haven't had one of those since forever.

Perce.. I have a feeling you would not like what is coming

What is it? Do you know?

How would I know..I am just guessing.

Oh God Algate!

What?

I reached the office to see everyone else already there.

Why are you always the last?

I don't know!

Okay! (can be our always? xD. I am such a nerd)

Don't scream!

I can scream in my head?

Ya..you can. Now look up cause you look dead.

Oh shit

"Hi?" I say as my team looks at me with confused looks, all except Y/N who still seems to be talking to Firo.

"You ok?" Zoe asks.

" Ya.. I am fine.. Just Algate."

" Oh ..Ok" Luke said before Chaos cleared his throat and started to talk
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"So there is a new group miss-" Chaos could say before Y/N screamed " SHUT UP!" and everyone looked her like she was crazy. Before she raised her head and said

" Sorry! Stop looking at me! Do y'all have crazy dragons in your head! No? Then dont bloody stare at me like I am crazy!" She said before asking Chaos to continue.

She lightly leaned on me as Chaos started up once again.

" So.. there is a new group mission. There has been an attack by End( to which all of us collectively gasped which I thought was cool but ah! ADHD) on Earth and the gods can't handle this one with no heroes to save their butts. So we have to send you to Earth unfortunately."

At this I stormed out. I AM NOT GOING BACK THERE. But the thing I did hear before getting out of there.

"EWWWW DADDD!!! UGH PLANET COOTIESSS!!"