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Chapter 4

"Germancest!"

"Spamano!"

"PruAus!"

"HongIce!"

"DenIce!"

"NorIce!"

"DenSu!"

"Finonia!"

"Fuck you, Victoria!"

After we were done with your fangirling we watched the nations. They're eyes were wide open, even the stoic and emotionless ones looked surprised.

"Vhy the hell am I paired up vith that Sissy boy Austria! That is so unawesome!" Prussia yelled

"Why the crappolla am I paired up with Spain!"

"Like, does Poliet mean I'm with Liet?"

"Ve~ Germany what's Gerita?"

"I really don't vant to know vhat germancest is."

"Isn't some of those incest ~aru?"

"Ewww! I'm with Iggy?"

"Why the bloody hell am I paired up with that frog!"

"Ohohohohon, do not deny your love for me, Angleterre!"

Trang looked at me and smiled "Yeah April, you heard France. Don't deny your love for me!"

"No! I hate you, you damn triangle! I wish you would die in a hole! Or you know what! Why don't you choke on a jackfruit!" I screamed at her while she laughed at me*

"April, that's not nice" Su-san said

"Well, look how many fucks I give about that" I huffed.

But I turned to the horrified nations.

"Well as self appointed leader of this group I will answer any questions."

"Why the hell are we paired together like this?!" screamed Turkey

"I gave the reasons, and some of it is kinda cute."

"Being paired with your own brother isn't cute!" Iceland yelled

"Under some circumstances, it is!" Meagahn argued

"Why is this so popular!" a random shout came from the nations

"I don't know really but people like it. But wait, there's more" I smiled devilishly

"Oh God, I don't like where this is going" cried England

I pull a small book out of my bag and hold it up for everyone to see. It was a yaoi doujinshi I had bought from a convention recently. On the cover it had the four Nordics. Sweden, Finland,Denmark and, Norway. The said countries immediately blushed. The yaoi book had the said countries, with Sweden and Denmark sitting next to each other frowning and Finland and Norway resting their head on thiers. Finland was the only one smiling while the others were either scowling or frowning. The word "dachi" (friend in Japanese) written on the front in katakana.

"This here is a yaoi manga I got from a convention. It's Sufin and Denor but, it's written in Japanese so can you translate it Japan?"

Japan nodded. It didn't look like it but he was a secret yaoi fanboy. After all, it did originate from his country. He took it and read it immediately.

"April, is that the nonsexual one" Nadine asked

"Yeah"

The male nations were once again horrified. There were sexual ones!