KiK » Liam Dunbar

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I sit on my queen sized bed, laying outstretched and texting my best friend. Out of boredom, we decide to play "Truth Or Dare".

We are both using the app "Kik" to instant message each other. (That's what I meant by "texting".)

Amber: Ok.. Truth or Dare?

Me: Dare obviously lol [R]

Amber: Okay so you know how whenever we have a sleepover or whatever, we like to search up random kik names and text people funny shit? Well, yeah, I dare you to search... "wolfieboy237" and text him saying whatever you want but it has to be funny.

Me: boi that's EASY and where did you come up with that name ? [R]

Amber: Idk tbh I guess it just cAMe to me..

Me: uh oK then. [R]

I go back to my recent conversations, then to the search bar to search for "wolfieboy237". Luckily, I found someone with their profile picture of some boy, which I'm guessing is them. He's pretty cute, I thought to myself.

Me: hI StraNger would yOu like to haVE A weird cONVErsation wiTh me ? [R]

W: SURE

Me: eaGER MUCH [R]

W: SURE AM

Me: I THINK I like YOU ALREADY. [R]

W: why did u get all quiet when you said like?

Me: idk I do that sometimes. don't judge. [R]

W: fair enough.

Me: back to our conversation, HOW R U ON THIS SUNNY DAY [R]

W: idk about you BUT WHERE I LIVE ITS RAINING AND UR MAKING ME JEALOUS SO JSUT STOP

Me: just* [R]

W: ..

Me: SO WHAT MADE YOU COME UP WITH SUCH A CRAETIVE USERNAME [R]

W: creative*

Me: .. [R]

W: actually uh I just kinda like the name

Me: NO OFFENSE BUT YOUR BORING [R]

W: YOU CANT SAY NO OFFENSE AND THEN OFFEND SOMEONE IT JSUT DOESNT MAKE SENSE

Me: there you go again WITH THE JSUTSHHSHS [R]

W: i didn't say jsutshhshs *acts all innocent*

Me: i don't even know you and i already wanna slap u *whispers* pretty sure I don't like you anymore [R]

W: i wanna slap my self too sometimes but THATS A LITTLE IMPOSSIBLE BC IM JUST A LITTLE BOY AND EVEN THOUGH I HAVE ANGER ISSUES I WOULD NEVER PUT HARM TO MYSELF
...
only other people *attempts to sound innocent but completely FAILS*

Me: well isn't that reassuring : ) [R]

W: NOT THAT IM NOT ENJOYING THIS BUT what made you text me if u don't no me

Me: it's a long story [R]

W: I have time.

Me: how did i know you were gonna say that [R]

W: *shrugs*

Me: *sighs for 47 minutes straight* whaaalle i was playing truth or dare with my friend Amber who I have a super close bond with and whenever we are at each other's house we have this game where we search random kik names and kik them random stuff and so she said truth or dare and I picked dare and she said u know how we search strangers kik names blah blah blah well I dare you to search "wolfieboy237" and I was like ight thats easy and yeah that about sums it up [R]

W: oh

Me: DONT U DO THAT WOLFIEBOY237.. DONT YOU REPLY WITH A ONE WORD RESPONSE LIKE MOST PEOPLE DO AND IT ANNOYS THE crap OUT OF ME OKAY? OKAY. [R]

W: *whispers* maybe okay will be our always.

Me: okay I think I like you now [R]

W: OOO SOMEONE HAS A CRUSH

Me: I meant I can tolerate you now [R]

W: oh *sounds disappointed because wolfieboy237 has never been loved by anyone besides his dad/bestfriend*

Me: awe how cute! you think of your dad as your bestfriend!! *talks as if I were talking to a baby* [R]

W: no

Me: no wat [R]

W: I don't think of my dad as my best friend

Me: ? [R]

W: ........... I think of my bestfriend as my dad
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A/N: W stands for wolfieboy237 btw lllllol I'm gonna go now.