This is a fucking private diary. Whoever reads this is a bitch. Then again, who isn't a bitch?
If you read on, you'll know all my darkest and dirtiest secrets. The taste of glamor is within these pages and, honey, I think you need a little of that. Glamor and I, go way back. We were born on the same day. Yeah, that's right. I am glamor's twin.
