Weird and random stories (they are not inappropriate)

Zigoth the cat

Once upon A time ........................There was A girl named Y/N   and she loved Cats . So one day when she was walking back from school she saw a cat . So then she ran up to the cat. "meow " The cat said. 

Y/N then started to stroke the cat . Then the cat farted in her face and then she............................DIED! 

But the girl didn't realize that this cat wasn't an ordinary cat . HE WAS ZIGOTH , THE CAT. Zigoth was a cat who was loved and cared for until one day he wondered out of his caretaker's house and came upon a witch. The witch grew fond of Zigoth and couldn't bear to see him die in the future so the witch cast a spell on the cat to make him live forever. Then one day a powerful wizard named Voldemort (*wink wink* to all u harry potter fans , if u know what I mean). Voldemort burned down the witch's cottage and killed her in front of the cat. Zigoth tried to fight back but , Voldemort was to strong. So ever since the cat has been wondering the streets going from town to town .But all that was a century ago.

Then A magical unicorn came and swooped down  and took the cat. The cat meowed and then farted in the unicorn's face .Then the Unicorn died. And luckily the cat  had a parachute and jumped off the unicorn .Then A fox came and it was ..........Swiper the Fox . So then Swiper took the  cat's parachute and the cat yelled "SWIPER NO SWIPING ,SWIPER NO SWIPING!" and the cat took his magical and knife and farted on it so it could absorb the  power .Then he ran up to Swiper and stuck it in his eyeball and then in his heart. Then the cat said "That's what you get when you swipe from me ." Then he farted in Swiper's face just to make sure that he's dead. Then he took back his parachute and ran off to the distance in the woods. The  cat just walked around a while until he saw a..................Duck. The  cat was getting suspicious.Then he kep[t walking forward till the same duck appeared out of no where .The cat thought"Friggin' ducks , just  little retarded freaking bastards ".Then the cat continued to walk until he started to think about the duck. The two ducks couldn't be the same one because how could it be the same one ? Maybe they're twins ? The cat thought .Then he remembered when long ago that  he met the Duck king. *FLASHBACK FROM THE CAT* The Duck King invited the cat for dinner and the cat LOVED chocolate pudding but  so did  the Duck King. Then the cat got hungry one day and decided to eat ,so he looked in the fridge .But ,there was one pudding cup left, and Duck King told the cat NOT to take it. The Duck King even made a note. ( The Duck king writes with his foot because ducks don't have thumbs and they can't really write with a utensil in their hands.....). Anyways the cat remembered that one timethe Duck King ate his ice-cream once..........so now it was REVENGE!!!!!!!  So the cat took the pudding and began eating it . Then the Duck King came into the room and saw the cat eating his pudding . The Duck King gasped at the cat's betrayal. The Cat just looked at the Duck King and just stopped in his tracks . "Ummmmmmm" the cat began. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD EAT MY PUDDING!" the Duck King screamed. "Yeah  I did .......but , I just want to tell you that it tasted delicious...." the cat smirked and waved the the cup and lid in his face as if provoking him. "Remember that time when you ate MY ice-cream that I specifically told you NOT to eat ?" the cat said calmly . "Yes, but-" the Duck King started . "NO, this that is happening right now is because of revenge ......." the cat glared . "STOP IT, YOU-" the Duck King said ." YOU ATE MY ICE-CREAM THAT MY MUM GAVE ME , AND YOU FRICKIN ATE IT !?!" the cat screamed . "SHUT UP ! YOU ATE MY PUDDING , AND BEFORE I ATE YOURS BECAUSE I FORGOT. IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU DIDN'T REMIND ME !" the duck screeched. The cat chuckled . "I have to remind you ? PATHETIC! " he spat in the Duck King's face.  "GET OUT NOW"  the Duck King commanded . The cat smacked the blue vase next to him to the floor and took the cup and threw to the ground hard ,and then stomped on it . The cat walked away slowly  realizing the Duck King's glare burning agaisnt his back . The cat wanted to stand up to the Duck King but , decided it wasn't worth the fight. *END OF FLASHBACK* Then he remembered . The Duck WAS the Duck King because he noticed that they looked the same. But then the cat thought, but that event happened a century ago , the Duck King should be dead by now............BUM BUM BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

  OK   JUST KIDDING this isn't really the story I was just messing with you guys so yeah............well I'm gonna update pretty soon but not now cuz I got 2 mid-terms to study and I other tests too so ya ............PEACE! btw plz follow my twin her name is llama611  and her instagram is al_likesllamas <----- honestly though idk what see was thinking this is the most weirdest name i have ever heard accept for this name respectful_toasting <---this is a username on instagram and he has a CAT!!!!