(A/N: Okay, I will confess, I originally planned to make this Reader x Tucker. BUUUT, I think I'm gonna have you guys decide! So, vote, and I will make you an exclusive alternate cut! And if it's on Red, I can find a way...)
"... Church, I think... she is broken." Caboose stated.
"No, no, I'm not broken. Just... Surprised, I guess..." You tried to laugh a bit, but it sounded more like
a fear-filled stutter.
"Church, you scared the shit out of her! Goddammit, you're like a living chick repellent!" Tucker griped.
"Shut the fuck up, Tucker! Look, I know this is a lot to take in," Church turned to you, "but you were recruited on the Blue team. So, I can explain this. My body is gone. I lost it to my girlfriend-"
"Dude, she's your ex."
"Tucker, if I had hands, I would choke you," Church snapped, then sighed and tried talking once again, "and she won't give it back until we get rid of O'Malley."
"O'Malley...?" You looked at him with a raised eyebrow, "Is he on the Red team?"
"No, he used to live with me, but then he left... maybe the rent was too high for him," Caboose began to mumble to himself.
"Caboose, for the last fucking time, he wasn't your roommate, he was an AI that implanted itself in your head for God-knows-what reason," Church snapped.
"Probably cause there was a lot of space," Tucker shrugged, and Caboose was still going on about how O'Malley had left his socks in his room, and he needed to clean them up. Yup, loads of space there.
"Okay, but we're fighting Reds, and from the intelligence I've been relayed, the highest technology they have is one Warthog and a robot," You began.
"Pfft, not anymore. I-" Tucker began to get closer to you, about to hit on you again, but Church cut him off just in time with an "ahem", "WE," Tucker paused in annoyance, and Church gave a curt nod of satisfaction, "have the robot."
"It used to be the body I was using," Church elaborated, and you nodded in moderate understanding.
"But like I was saying, the technology of the Red team is not nearly advanced enough to develop a such thing as an AI. So if O'Malley is an AI..." You mumbled more to yourself, trying to process everything at once.
"Agent Texas is my- uh, our help, in the form of a freelancer. She was the carrier of the AI," Church started.
"And she's the bitch who won't give back your body," Tucker added.
"Yeah, and that," Church grumbled.
"WAIT!! MAYBE IF I USE O'MALLEY'S OLD SOCKS, I CAN SNIFF HIM OUT!!" Caboose yelled loud enough to make all of you cringe.
"You know what? I'm not even gonna bother. Tucker, you deal with him." Church then disappeared and left you and Tucker with Caboose.
"NOT IT." Tucker sprinted out of the room and around the corner.
You sighed in annoyance, then turned to Caboose, who looked you dead in the face and said, "You remind me of a Samantha. Is your name Samantha?" which you responded to by walking away, trying to cure the headache you had developed in fifteen minutes, tops.
So, you supposed it was about time to do some research on this O'Malley character, just so you could get caught up. Maybe he'd be intelligent, unlike some others at this base, and a legitimate threat.
Maybe that's why you were needed here.
((Okay, I hate writer's block. I am pushing through for you guys! Forgive me for taking so long!))
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