These are hillarious!
1 tell him that logic is false
2 tell him you know a good hairstylist who can fix his hair problems
3 insult his mother
4 show extreme emotions whenever you are with him
5 ask him if vulcans use the bathroom
6 kill Captain Kirk
7 constantly ask him why he isn't captain
8 tell him humans are more logical then vulcans
9 be khan
10 anything involving uhura
11 blow up the planet of Vulcan
12 be illogical
13 hurt /kill /be mean to Kirk or uhura
14 do something so horrible he shows emotions
15 piss him off that makes him show emotion
16 fangirl over him (I do that too much)
17 when he says fascinating say " I thought you were a genius but fascinating is not a complete sentence"
18 when in battle on the enterprise say can we pause this I gotta take a crap
19 use horrid grammar and spell stuff wrong
20 be an idiot
