KotLC React

Reaction To: Keeper Of The Lost Cities (No. 1)

This one was requested by Kierysu and I will be doing the rest of the books as well

(NOTICE!! -This chapter includes a Neverseen spoiler. If you haven't read Neverseen yet, I suggest you skip the part about the Quintessence Debacle)

Narrator: This is the book about Sophie's life from the point where Fitz found her in the museum. This is the first book in the series. Read it.

*Reads for a day and a half*

Sophie: I don't like having my life recorded. Sandor!

Fitz: You thought I was cute?

Keefe: Nevermind that. She said that I was cute and cool

Sophie: I'm really not comfortable talking about this

Keefe: anything for you, Foster

Dex: Yeah yeah, but I was the first one to meet her. And she hated Stina as soon as they met!

Sophie: You also made me feel like a freak by commenting on my eyes. But at least you weren't a jerk about it like the other elves. Thanks for that

Dex: *blushes* No problem

Fitz & Keefe: *Fake gagging*

Biana: Thanks for not completely hating me at first. I really was a jerk to you. And I'll just have to get back at Dex for potentially ruining our friendship at first. *Shoots a pointed glare at Dex*

Dex: Keefe, you'll help me come up with a counteract, right?

Keefe: If it involves pranking, I'm all for it

Fitz: You guys are so childish

Sophie: Can we talk about some of the other events in the book?

Fitz: yeah. That Splotching match was intense

Sophie: Yeah. That really hurt. 

Keefe: I can't believe you vomited on him

Sophie: Oh gods. I'm feeling nauseous just thinking about it

Fitz: I'm seriously not mad about that. Worse things have happened to me than a little bit of vomit

Sophie *Puts head in hands* *groans*

Biana: Okay, new subject

Keefe: How about the kidnapping?

Sophie: I am starting to realize how terrible my life really is

Dex: Yeah. This is the reason I don't drink slumberberry tea anymore. I never want to go back into oblivion

Sophie: Now, that I agree with. I hate sedatives now. I always have

Fitz: I can't believe we actually held a ceremony for you guys. It was the hardest thing I've ever had to do

Keefe: Yeah. I'd only known you for a few months at that point. I didn't want to lose you that quickly

Biana: And I had felt so bad about what I had done. The last conversation we had before your disappearance was hate. I didn't want it to end like that

Dex: What about me?! 

Fitz: It was then that I realized you were really important to Sophie. And I'm sorry I called you Deck

Dex: Thanks

Keefe: I honestly didn't know what to think. I was in a haze

Biana: Okay, can we please talk about something that isn't depressing?

Sophie: Please? 

Keefe: How about the Quintessence Debacle?

Sophie: It makes more sense now that we know that Sir Astin is actually Mr. Forkle

Dex: Yeah. That really scared me when we were bottling it. Your hand was searing

Sophie: Haha yeah. It hurt a lot too

Keefe: You're a lot more sarcastic than you let on, aren't you?

Sophie: I had to be. You read about how terrible the kids at my school. And my little sister

Fitz: You were extremely sarcastic towards me when we met

Sophie: Okay, but it's not everyday you hear someone tell you that you're an elf

Fitz: I guess

Biana: I've seen her be sarcastic more than once, but we spend a lot of time together

Sophie: Okay, new topic. How about mid-terms?

Fitz: That was so stressful

Keefe: Well, coming from a fellow photographic memory, it wasn't too hard

Sophie: I was still trying to get used to the elvin lifestyle and curriculum so it wasn't the easiest thing

Biana: Well, you barely passed. But you did pass

Sophie: And the hats made us look like Smurfs

Dex: What in the world is a Smurf?

Sophie: They're little blue creatures with weird white hats that are three apples tall

Biana: Aw! They sound so cute!

Sophie: There's only one girl in the whole existence of Smurfs. And I'm pretty sure they don't exist. 

Fitz: Yeah, I think I saw an advertisement for The Smurf's movie in the Forbidden Cities. It looked really weird

Sophie: Yeah they are weird. And they're all named after their personalities

Keefe: So, if I was a Smurf, I would be named Cool

Sophie: I guess so, but-

Keefe:  No "but"'s Foster. I'm Cool the Smurf

Sophie: Whatever