The Posh Kid

All da presents

James' POV
Ugh I can't believe I forgot about Christmas! I need stuff. Julia, Joseph, Jason, Jessmau, Adam, Alesa, Mason, Ross, Jin, Barney, Tim Tim, Max, Corey, Ethan, Jake (wizard office guy jake) , Amber, Anna, Jake (my bb jake) , Karleigh, Lilly, Lena, Clara, Jess, Sunny, Mary, Katy, Kenzie, Em, Vikk, Lachlan, Rob a dob flob, Preston and his people, Jerome, Mitch and his peeps too, "FUDGE ME" I say in the mall thinking of all the people possible that I have to give presents too and more. "Gamestop. Maybe I can buy things there. Or should I order it online? Nan I need wrapping paper here anyways" I say to myself. I really need to stop talking aloud to myself.

Majoras Mask, ORAS, BO3, Mario Kart, Wii U, Xbox One, PS4. Might as well go all out. "Hiya!" I hear someone say from behind me. "Hel-" I start to say before realising who's talking to me and they do as well. I instantly pull them into a hug and they hugged back. "Hello, Brianna" I say to her. "Hey James" she says still hugging me. "Well things have been akward for us since, well, a while" I tell her. "I guess we are pretty weird" she says back. "So what brings you here?" We say at the same time. "I live here now. Well, I've been living here since June-ish and it's already late December" I say. "We just moved here last month. Near Luclin" she says back. I nod my head. I might as well get them each a present. So add Tyler, Tixie, Bere, Brianna, and the dogs. "I still like you, you know..." she says breaking the okward silence. "I never did get over you aceti. I've been offered so many dates I just couldnt do them because of you. Aceti you're jus-" she says being cut off by a kiss from me.

"You're just Aceti. The Aceti that knows we'll be no more than friends with benefits" she says. "I was expecting you to pull away" I say. "And I'm guessing that was a reference to something James" she says. "who told you" I say looking down causing her to laugh. "Pleb where are you?" I hear Tyler say. "Well that's my call. Here" she says handing me with a paper with her number on it. "Do you just carry those around?!" I ask her. "I only give it to guys like you" she says winking at me causing me to blush. Now, plus 6 counting the dogs. All da youtubes moneys is dead. 2 or 3 Majoras Mask games for Barney, Adam, and Jess if she doesn't have it already. "All the Mystery Dungeon" I say putting the remaining buyable games into a cart I stole. Xbox One and PS4? Nah I'll get it at Best Buy. "Can I buy all these games plz" I say to the cashier. "Yup! You're total is $280.54. Do you have a rewards card?" They say. "Yup I do" I say. Scan the rewards card first, and the actual credit card after" they finish. I do as they say, and the cashier has this shocked expression on thier face I can't explain it (even the author cant explian it XD). "2 millionth Customer is, well, you! Congratulations! It says the the items you have are free and in return you got that money adDED TO YOUR CARD!" They say happily. I stood there in shock on the inside but smiling like a lunitic on the outside.

"M-m-merry Christmas" I stutter at them not knowing what to say of that but that. "Enjoy your Christmas, mister!" They say back. "Made out with things at @Gamestop and turns out I was the 2 millionth Person lol" I tweet out. Gamestop things-Check I think of making a mental checklist. "Dogs toys." I say before walking around aimlessly. "Excuse me, miss, do you know where I can get some dog toys? As well as some little kid things. I think Walmart will do as well." I ask someone random. "I do! I was just about to go there myself. Christmas shopping." She says. "I know, it's a butt when it's last minute." We continue walking and talking getting to know each other. Her name is Rae, apparently goes to my school, and is a little bit older than me. "James, youngest, 14, adopted, one million on youtube, and related to multiple in some way!" I say and that almost makes her drop her bags. "Yo-you're him! James Aceti, literally looks nothing like his brother JeromeASF, records with SkyDoesMinecraft, House_Owner, ThatGuyBarney, Pack members and is in Aphmau's Diaries seris!" She says almost in one breath. "You sounded like you stalk me I'm more supprized you didn't reconize my voice" I say. "I am too, I'm more over-wealmed that I know a youtuber that knows many other youtubers like ThePack" she says as we enter WalMart. I dump everything I had into a cart hoping that I wouldn't need to go to other stores for many other people. Julia, Joseph, and the pets. Maybe some other things. "Jaaaaaamesssss" I hear Rae say snapping me out of what I was saying to myself. "Yeah? I'm not dead I swear" I say causing her to laugh.

"I gotta go, my mom called me and said she had something to tell me in person. Hopefully I'll see you at school?" She says. I nod. "Hopefully, Rae" I say waving goodbye to her. I think I forgot to mention my happiness when it comes to pet toys. I think people thought I was insane with how many dog and cat toys I bought. More dog toys since I'm more used to them with Coco and Shadow ((#RIPMCoco)) . "Candy or Clothes, for one boy and a girl" I say thinking out loud. "Just get both stupid" I hear causing me to jump. "!" ((lets be honest thats the best dialogue you're ever gonna get)) "Stop making that supid expression and go get your siblings presents and dont forget the wrapping paper like you always do. Wrap 'em in your office space." They say fading away from reality. "Bye mom, love you..." I say slowly pushing my cart down various isles for things.

~TEIM SKIP OF JUSTICE~

"Hey Ross mind picking me up and dropping me off at the offices?" I say on the phone with Ross. "Yeah, I'll be there soon. I'll call you when I get there. I'm on the road already" he says. "Alright caio" I say hanging up and continue to spen money in Neko~Atsume.
-a few smexy minutes later-
"I'm here" Ross says over the phone. "Where are you parked?" On the right of WalMart when you walk out. You'll see my car, no one else parked here because they wanted to be closer to the mall" he says. I look around and I spot his car, and start walking twords it with the cart full of Christmas presents. "ROSS OPEN THE DAMN TRUNK" I yell just outside the car. Ross didn't answer or open the trunk. "Ross I said open the dam-" I start to say before getting cut off by Karleigh and Ross somewhat making out. "EWWW PG-13 PLS MY EYES" I yell causing them to break apart blushing and making me laugh. Ross opens the trunk and turns out that there wasnt enough spacecin there that some had to sit inside the car with me. "Ross how come you never told me over the phone that your were bringing Karleigh?" I ask out of curiosity. "Is it because she's your girllllfrienddd" I say with a smirk on my face making it noticeable to tell Karleigh is blushing. Like she couldve been a tomato. "I mean, Karleigh almost could get her license she not that young. You know what? No, it happened last night when I caught you two making out last night! It was like 'Oh my gosh, Ross your so hot, I wanna kiss ur face' then Ross was like 'Oh my gosh I had a secret crush on you when I first saw ur face bc you were so pretty' and tgen you two started making out and you wernt drunk so it was real. #Kross is real" I say in Jess' voice. "Stupid light..." I hear Ross mumble in a somewhat embarrassed tone of voice causing me to laugh more
-a few smexy minutes later-
"Thanks Ross, also, don't forget to get the lipstick off your face" I say winkibg at him with my final things in hand. "YOU COULDVE SAID FUCK YOU JAMES" Ross yells making me laugh. "CAIO MAN AND LADY" I yell back walking into the offices. Ross Barney and Adam were at my home, so the offices was fairly quiet today. I walked into my office space, only to find my spare laptop for homework, in there with a desk, and just all my stuff I like to have. Also my gifts. I turn on the laptop, and start ordering things for the holidays, more like more shopping for things that I couldn't buy at the mall like FOB tickets for Lena, some Youtuber merch like Benja Hoodies for Rae and Jess and Irene knows who else, and some snowboarding gear for the annual ski trip with the pack + Tammy and Alex I think.

"Arival date: 12/23/15" I read and almost start breaking stuff and yelling like I won the lottery. My phone rings and I pick it up. "Hello?" I say still being oblivous to who called. "JAMES ACETI WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN IVE BEEN WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU! PLEASE TELL ME YOUR SAFE" I hear Jess yell through the phone. "Yes mom, I'm safe and at the offices. Just did some Christmas shopping" I say over the phone. "I don't want to this, but your grounded for Christmas. I'm not sure about the Ski Trip yet, but I sure as hell isnt happy. I thought I lost you. You scared me, child." She says. "I'm sorry you were drunk and making out with another man" I spat. "I did not!" She says like she wasn't at all. "Oh I saw it. With my own eyes. You can't lie to me. You're not even my real mother for goodness sake! You shouldn't even have the right to punish me! The only person that probably does are my biological parents and they're dead! It's almost been a year and you're doing this. I hope your having a Merry Christmas because I'm deciding if I will" I finish hanging up. "Well that wasn't necessary to get out of being grounded" I tell myself.

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