The next day

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Me and Elizabeth were out in the backyard then some guy teleported in front of me hi my name is Deadpool oh hi I said you are smart for fishing what? I said I do damage when British monkey penises ummm I said then I'll vanish in my lady bug PJ I smirk or slap a dragon in the ass I'm getting very uncomfortable I said she's a lines cannons and band Jane thanks jobs NDBs I'm confused I said boobs I'm sitting here in my garage eating my pasta little Queenie and in the bathroom holding my weenie and Antarctica with my brand new beanie babies b tumble fruit who what the fuck I said rainbow effect cam I passed out rainbows and elephants everywhere then I woke up I realized I was drunk with Elizabeth that's the last time drink a whole bottle of vodka and one guy

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