Princess Starlight : This is what happens when you have so many books that aren't finished. You stay busy typing them all up
Me : SHUT UP
Princess Starlight : What's next?
BEN : .... from Lelelelels
Princess Starlight : .... PFFT - continue
BEN : Princess!!! I have a date for all Pastas except Slendy 'cause he'll be the judge. I dare all of you to kiss the person you hate on the part of their body that you hate the most (e.g., you hate their dick, s be it, you hate their guys, cut them open, kiss their guts then stitch them back. I'm just kidding thought. But seriously). But those who try to kiss a pasta they don't actually hate mustface the wrath of Slendy. Any punishment will do. Hi LJ! Here's a truck of candies JUST for YOU :* Lavya!
Princess Starlight : So many people love Laughing Jack like omg
Laughing Jack : *swims in a truckload of candy*
BEN : Damn. But you do realize that if we do that dare, everyone will be kissing Dark Link's dick
Dark Link : I don't mind the princess doing that~
Princess Starlight : KILL IT! KILL IT WITH HOLY WATER!
BEN : I'm too lazy
Dark Link : :3
Princess Starlight : OUT!
Dark Link : *walks away* Meeeeeeh
Princess Starlight : But yeah, BEN has a point
BEN : And then Dark Link will end up kissing MY dick
Princess Starlight : LOLZ YAOI
BEN : NO
Princess Starlight : YAOI
BEN : STAHP
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