Harley Quinn?!

Taehyung (V) x Reader [one shot]

You were sitting alone in your tiny apartment in Seoul watching anime, eating ice cream, and crying of feels when you heard the familiar ring of your phone from across the room. You grunted and paused the tv before stubbornly shuffling over to the counter, you soft blanket still wrapped around your frame. After tripping a few times on objects scattered randomly over the floor, you finally made it to your phone. You turned it on, much to your displeasure, you soon found out the brightness still on full. Flinching and muttering a few curses, you managed to get used to the brightness. The notification was a Line message from your boyfriend Taehyung.

Yoboseyo Jagiya! Can't wait to come home to your beautiful face. Hope you don't mind the Joker makeup though.... <3 ~Taehyung

There was a photo attached to it. Grinning, you opened the attachment. It was a selca of your boyfriend in the famous villain's makeup. You giggled to yourself when you noticed Jhope photo bombing the photo with a thumbs up and RapMonster on the other side making an overly sexual face. Those guys are such morons....

Then an idea popped into your mind. When the new suicide squad first came out, being the nerd you are, you rushed to gear up on some new Harley Quinn cosplay so you could wear it on opening day. You dropped the blanket and sprinted up the carpeted the stairs and into your room. Opening a box in the closet titled Cosplay, you sighed in relief to find the old outfit folded neatly. You picked the phone back up and messaged him back.

Aww you're too sweet yeobo! I can come drop off some food if you want! ~Y/n

Taehyung responded almost immediately.

Sure, sounds great! Go ahead and let yourself into the practice room, we're not filming for another few hours ~Taehyung

You quickly dialed your sister's work number and put it on speaker phone so you could get dressed. " This is McRonald's. May I interest you in our world's best boneless hamburgers. " Said a bland and annoyed voice.

" Geez Shorty, don't get too excited you'll bust a lung. " You teased, trying to slip the tight tank top over your head " Hanji put you on phone duty again?..... That sucks. Speaking of Hanji; put her on the phone. Please and thank you! "

" Tch. Fine... brat... " The line went dead for a few moments before a cheerful voice picked up, scaring the shit out of you. " HEY Y/N! HOW'S IT GOING?! " Hanji nearly yelled, making you flinch.

" Hey sis! Do you think you could get me the usual? Oh but make enough for 7 childish grown men. " You said. By then you already had your shirt on and you were trying to get into the pain in the ass tights.

" You're visiting your boyfriend again?! "

" Yeah. Oh! And can you bag then separately? Knowing them, they'll probably be able to smell the food on me from a mile away. The second a walk through that door I'll be mauled by a pack of 6'0 tall men children. Let's just say I don't think I'll have time to separate them myself. " You both laughed

" Ya sure, no problem! "

" Thanks sis! You're the best! " You said before hanging up.

You finally managed to get on the whole outfit. You stood in front of the mirror examining your costume.

You were wearing a white shirt with a red collar that read " Daddy's Little Monster ", a half blue half red varsity jacket with white lining, blue and red short shorts with a black and gold belt, a gold choker with matching bracelets, a single red and blue fingerless glove, black netted tights, and a blonde wig in ponytails with the tips dyed blue and pink.

You quickly did your makeup and rushed out the door and into the crisp air outside, phone in hand.

" Hey Chiho! Hey Maou! " You greeted the pair standing in front of the establishment, handing out flyers. You opened the glass door, allowing the bell to ring.

" Oi, y/n--- What the fuck are you wearing? " Stated the short ravenette behind the cash register. " Hello to you too Levi. I need my order. " He tched you before reaching behind the counter and pulling out a box of 8 separate bags of food. You pulled out you wallet " How much? "

" 20-- "

" It's on the house! "

You looked up to see Hanji, her elbow resting on a pissed Shorty. You shook your head and pulled out a 20. " No, really. Please take this. " You insisted. Levi stuck out a pale hand to accept it but Hanji swatted him away.

" Levi! Keep your money. Think of it as your wedding gift! "

" Hanji we're not mar-- "

" Not yet. " You sighed " Ugh. You spoil me. " You said, picking up the box.

" That's my job! "

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You approached the door of Big Hit building and sighed in relief as a familiar figure opened the door for you. You walked through the frame, immediately welcomed by the warm heating and distant sounds of people singing.

" Thanks Suho! " (IK it's not even the same company but I couldn't help but throw a little EXO in here ^_-) You said, looking up at the handsome idol. Most people would get nervous or excited around these idols but you didn't. You and Taehyung have been dating since a year before he even tried out for the company. You went basically everywhere with him even after his debut so you could say you immune to it by now.

" Sure. You look.. uh... lovely. " He said, chuckling.

" Oh, ya. I'm surprising V. " you answered his unasked question

" That makes sense. Bye! " Suho smiled sweetly, walking out of the door.

You walked past the desk in the middle of the room, greeting the two occupants there.

" Hey Blaire! " The Neko girl looked up cheerfully " Hey y/n! "

You stalked over two the next person who was currently occupied by a book on recent murder cases in Japan. " Psst " you said, catching his attention. He looked up at you, chewing on the end of his thumb. You slid him the box of Hello Panda you saved for him. He thanked you silently before you continued on your way.

You walked up the stairs and down a few sets of hallways until you found yourself at the BTS practice room.

You took a deep breath to prepare yourself for the hyperness yet to come. You creaked open the door only to find the 7 boys climbing on top of each other and playing around.

Jimin was the first to see you. " Y/N!!!!!!!! " He yelled, jumping off Jungkook and running towards you.

" FOOD!!!!!!! " Jhope screeched like a five year old girl on steroids. Taehyung looked up at the sound of your name. He laughed an sprinted toward you as well.

It only took a matter of seconds for you to get surrounded by the guys.

" I brought food as you have all clearly noticed. One bag each. No biting. " You directed the last sentence at Jhope " Go nuts. " As soon as the last two words spilled out of your mouth, the box was ripped out of your grip.

Six of the men huddled over their food but Taehyung stayed back and looked you up and down, her face bearing an unreadable expression. " Like it Puddin? " You asked in your worst impression voice possible. He chuckled and took your face into his warm hands. " I love it. " He mumbled before capturing your lips in his. Apparently the boys saw this as they began whistling, and cat calling.

" Get some hyung! "

" Ship it! "

" Get a room! "

Taehyung pulled away. " Wanna eat? " He asked. You shook your head vigorously and followed him over to the food. All 8 of you ate your food, teased, and played wrestling matches for the rest of the evening.