Foxes are strange creatures. One of the strangest things about them is their politics. A fox is named only after 3 years of age. During this time they are known by many names most of which having to do with how old they are . But once they are three their names are cemented and they keep those names for all eternity. Our four main foxes are 4 years old. Their little sister is 2 years old. After a court case their mother lost the privilege to raise her children. Their father had died during their mother's second pregnancy. One of the reasons she lost the case was she was suspected to be crazy. She was suspected to be crazy partly because of what she named the four children she got to name. They were Godri Ridor Tailis, Saladar Lither Tailis, Reena Claw Tailis, and Helma Puffy Tailis. When asked why she said the answer was simple. Godri Ridor was named after Godric Gryffindor. This is because his favorite color is red, he loves cats, and he is very brave. Saladar Lither was named after Salazar Slytherin. This is because his favorite color is green, he loves snakes, and he is very clever. Reena Claw was named after Rowena Ravenclaw. This is because her favorite color is blue, she loves birds, and she is very smart. Helma Puffy was named after Helga Hufflepuff. This is because her favorite color is yellow, she loves rodents, and she is wather shy. On her youngest daughter's second birthday she revealed her plan to name her Stupi Mugela. The colective government's foot was put down. Our story starts five weeks after that...
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RandomGodri Ridor, Saladar Lither, Reena Claw, Helma Puffy. Quadruplets. Foxes. (Not) Friends. They hate how their mother named them. They hate the biased people who treat them as what they are named after. But most of all, they hate how accurate it is.
