CHAPTER 1 - Mohammed's Goblin

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Hi new pink journal

i m Mohammed Igloo n i just lost my pet goat in England

Plz liek share and pray to godzilla to get my poor goat back btw his name is goblin

Plz go to england and look for him

Do not go if your middle class peasant

Buy my guacamole apples at the corner store

It called Mohammed Igloo's Goat Cheese

I spelled store wrong when i first move to england so sorty if it says cheese

Remember to pray 4 my goblim and take selfies with him later if you find him ok bb

If you find him do not bring him back because hes an asshole and he is probably dead . there id no more use for my Asshole licking

If u find him give him to my ex girlfriend Chi Long because shes a bitch i do not give shit for her

Post her nudes @ goatlover.net and sell them for 2 mor egoats because i need more goats . mainly because i love goats but this goblin is high far up me Asshole and i want him dead so give him to Chi Long and she eat goat breakfast lunch and dinner.

Chi long if u r reading this ur still a slut

But plz kill my dearest goblin he need to die

Ps. Do not forget to pray to shrek ir godzilla

I love you bb give me n00ds bb and make friendship bb

Ok bye hot slut




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