1. Are you a camera? cause every time I look at you, I smile
2. You: *gives other person a present*
Other person: Oh my God thank you! I think I should give you a present back.
You: why get a present when I have you.
3. You wanna know what's the best thing in my life?
It's the first word of my sentence.
4. are you Google? Cause you're everything I've been searching for.
5. I value my breath, so I would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked by.
6. Are you a magician? 'Cause abraca-DAYUM.
7. You can call me Nemo, because I'm never afraid to touch the butt.
8. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
9. You must be tired from running through my mind all day.
10. Did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
