Dean: I'm back bitch.
Castiel: Wow rude.
Dean: Come over.
Castiel: But I'm tiiiiiiired.
Dean: You fucking dildo.
Castiel: Ugh, fine. You're lucky I love you.
Dean: Thanks Cassy.
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Castiel: Where the hell are you?
Dean: New picture message arrived.
Castiel: I have met a lot of picks in my life, but you are a Fricken cactus. I came all the way to your house to find a very confused Sam.
Dean: I am awaiting your arrival.
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Dean: Did you like your present?
Castiel: I love it, my family claims they like you even more now that you are getting me out of this house. Lucifer started helping me pack but got distracted when he heard something ripping in his room. I could hear him and Gabe yelling before there was running and theu both fell down the stairs.
Dean: When you get back to the apartment I want to hear all of your lovely family stories.
Castiel: I will allow you the pleasure of hearing about my family if you make us dinner.
Dean: Deal, but I am feeding rocky from the table.
Castiel: I wouldn't want it any other way.
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FanficJust a random book I write when I'm bored. The chapters are short and the storyline is heading nowhere. However, if you're as bored right now as I am when I write it you might enjoy wasting the time that you won't ever get back reading this book.
