DISCLAMER: I still don't own Harry Potter😢or the narwal song😢
At breakfast the next morning
"Harry," Neville said" your dare is to sing the Narwal song." "Yea!" yelled Harry " I love narwals!"
"Okay, Ginny do your dare."" Fine. Snape do you like narwals? 'cause I love them!"
"NO! I don't like narwhals I love space unicorns!" "NARWHALS!" "SPACE UNICORNS!" "NARWHALS!"
"SPACE UNICORNS!" "Guys, guys"said Harry standing up" I can solve this (singing) NARWHALS,
NARWHALS, SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CAUSING A COMMOTION 'CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME
NARWHALS, NARWHALS, SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN PRETTY BIG, AND PRETTY WHITE THEY BEAT
A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN THERE THE JEDI OF THE SEA
THEY STOP CTHULHU EATING YE NARWHALS, THEY ARE NARWHALS NARWHALS THEY ARE
NARWHALS!Thank you." Harry sits back down. They run back to the Griffindor common room
"That was hilarious!" Ron exclaimed " For that Ron truth or dare?" " I picked truth last time so dare"
"Okay I dare you to make up a sorting hat song" "Fine" Ron replied " Um...... Okay I'm
ready. You look mean SLYTHERIN. You look good GRYFFINDOR. You look like you want to learn
RAVENCLAW. You look like a good side character HUFFLEPUFF. I've sorted you now let's all
eat! "Um Ron" asked Hermione "Yea?" "That didn't rime. "Was it supposed to?" "I think it was!"
"Oh. Oh well."
YOU ARE READING
Truth or Dare HP style
FanfictionExactly what the title says: Harry Potter Truth or Dare, with Harry Potter(duh), Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom and Luna Lovegood. Set in Fifth Year.
