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Act 1 Part 3

Act One, part Three

*Harry pretends to open a compartment door to the Hogwarts express and sits down. Lupin is there, lying on a bench, sleeping. Ron then comes and mines spying on Harry, then mines opening the door*

Ron: What's up good buddy?

Harry: Hey Ron!

Ron: *points at Lupin*Who's this?

Harry: I don't know. He was here when I got here. And he's asleep, and I think he's homeless

Ron: *bends over and looks at Lupin, then cringes and looks away when Harry says homeless*Gross! *sits down next to Harry and takes a blue headband out of his pocket* Um, we kinda got separated on the train and you umm, and uh, you forgot this! *holds headband out to Harry*

Harry: You know man? Everyone in the wizard ing world loves my scar....why don't you keep it?

Ron: Really? Wow! *puts the headband on*

Harry: Looks good man!

Ron: Thanks! Damn it! Now I want to give you something! *rummages through his bag*.

Harry: Oh, that's okay.

Ron: Hm, let's see....ooooo! Do you want a rat?

Harry: Ahhhhhh! *backs away as Ron pulls a rat out of his bag*

Ron: It-It's my rat.

Harry: Oh, your rat!

Ron: Ya! *Harry and Ron start petting the rat* His name's Scabbers! And he's been in my family for like, 100 years! *places Scabbers on his shoulders*. In fact, I think my parents found him the same night your parents died! *starts stroking Scabbers with his finger*

Harry: Weird!

Ron: I know, weird! Hey! Do you a Berty Bots every flavored candy bean? *pulls a small box out of his pocket*

Harry: Sure

Ron: They have every flavor in the entire world! They even have a poopy flavored one, but it is so rare, you'll never be lucky enough to get it! *Harry takes a bean and starts to chew it, and while Ron's talking, makes disgusted faces* Huh! What'd ya get?

Harry: Broken computer?

Ron: That's gross. I can't even remember the last time I got a candy flavored one! *shoves a bean in his mouth, and makes a disgusted face*.

Harry: What'd you get?

Ron: Defeat. Well, I give up on these. *shoves box back I his pocket*. Hey! Why don't we wash these beans down with one of the greatest snacks in the whole wide world!

Both: RedVines!

Ron: Well, I got em right here in my bag, umm... *reaches into his bag* Ahhhhhhh! *he pulls his hand out of the bag, and we see a cat biting his hand. Hermione then enters*.

Hermione: Ohhh! Crook shanks! *picks Crook shanks up and starts petting him* Sorry, sometimes he just gets into the darnedest of places!

Ron: It's okay, just next time-Oh my god! Night-troll! *uses his hands to block Hermione from view*

Hermione: *looks deeply offended* I'm not a night-troll, I'm a little girl! *walks over to Harry and Ron, then sticks her hand out for Ron to shake* My name's Hermione Granger!

Ron: Uhhhh!!

Hermione: Jiminy crickets! You're Harry Potter!

Harry: Ya, right! Remember that?