CHAPTER 1
^_^Normal POV ^_^
Ramona and her friends were preparing for their road trip on their spring break which was this Friday. Let me tell you this first, Ramona lives in an apartment with her friends but seperate rooms they all lived across each other on the 2nd floor.They all go to the same school.OBVIOUSLY.She also has ten friends...Yes 10 friends, surprisingly they all fitted in 5 rooms with their partners of course. Ramona and Kathleen were one, Rachel and Alice were another, Finn and Jem, Kate and Dayna and last Kaycee and Selena. Moving on...Ramona was just eating breakfast after packing, why is she even packing it is WEDNESDAY!!! She still has Thursday then Friday, the fuck?!Kathleen, lets just call her Kat, was in the shower probably putting on clothes by now. Kat also cooks before she takes her shower. Basically because, Ramona doesn't know how to.But what Ramona knows are cleaning,taking a bath by herself, breathing(of course), feeding herself, swearing, and etc etc. So basically all she does is clean and the everyday stuff all humans do.And no, she is not lazy. But she can't fold a blanket twice the size of her height.
"Kat-Kat you done yet?" Ramona said while eating.
"I'm done now,just do not let flies eat my breakfast."Kat answered.
"But, I ha-"Ramina was interrupted by Kat.
"Hate waiting!I know, I know I will be there in a minute or two."
Ramona growled as she waited 'patiently' for Kat, and by patiently, I meant her eyes twitching and she is shrugging.
As she finished her breakfast, she started brushing her teeth and you know the normal stuff but she did not brush her hair, heck she didn't even used a hair dryer. She is probaby the messiest next to Rachel and Alice, their room was a pig stock but they both have manners so on the bright side, it looked clean and liveable.Speaking of which....
*Knock knock,*
Ramona peeked through the eye hole placed in their door and saw it was the persons who we were talking about. She opened it and greeted "Rachel! And Alice!
hello. What do you guys want at this hour?" Ramona asked. "Omigosh Ramona your hair! It's messed up!"Alice shouted being a hairstylist freak and all, she always styles her friends hair except for Finn and Jem of course(Boy and their don't-want-to-be-touched hair), "No it is not! She obviously has a pet that likes eating her head. Omigosh an alien."Rachel said calmly before realizing that it is in fact an 'alien' then shouted the last word. "IDIOTS!I like my not an alien hair this way!"Ramona shouted."YOU PEOPLE, STOP SHOUTING!I AM TRYING TO BE A SEME HERE!*chuckles*" Finn interrupted. "A se-What the fuck!"and with that Ramona went to Finn and Jem's apartment room. She barged in without knocking as angry as she was,later found two men laughing on the floor with their pajamas on. "You IDIOTS! Other people can here you and seriously 5 in the morning?!"She soon blushed after realizing that she have been fooled. "L-look who's talking!"Jem said between laughs. "Have you seen the look on your face?" Finn continued. Ramona continued to blush but still managed to scold them."YOU MORONS!IDIOT!STUPID JUNIOR HIGH STUDENTS! YOU AREN'T EVEN IN YOUR UNIFORMS! SO GET UP AND CHANGE!" Ramona was indeed embarrassed. "Yes ma'am." Finn and Jem said in unison. Seriously being the student council president she had to take part in students's mishaps.
"Dude what happened back there?"Alice asked,Knowing that when their friend is angry she meant business.
All she got for an answer is Ramona ranting on how ridiculous men are. "Geez....who's idea was it to make Ramona our president. I mean they all know how violent she can be when she is angry." Rachel nodded in agreement. and stopped after realizing "IT WAS US!well mostly Kate but we joined so technically it is our fault also." "Oh your right,We got carried away at that time.~"Alice giggled remembering the memory.
~Flashback~
"Dudes! Ramona was one of the nominees in being the SC pres!"Kate said while smiling which meant that she is planning something evil."Kate,what are you planning?"Rachel asked suspicious by the said girl's smile."Lets make everybody vote for her!" She exclaimed. "Well maybe not everybody, but majority of them."She continued. "Majority of them will do what?"Alice asked slightly interested in the conversation."When did you came here?!"Rachel asked."I happen to be wandering around,then saw two of my best friends talking."She explained. Then they started handing over flyers, handing over pastries (Which is Selena's specialty,so they asked if she could bake these oh so yummy pastries but not telling the fact that they're bribing the whole school campus.) and writing on the campus paper an ad about vote Ramona or else. This continued until Ramona got majority of the votes then they all celebrated but Ramona did not enjoy being a student council president. She hated it in fact her hate grew worse when she found out that the pres is responsible for the unpleaseant acts of the students and it is her responsibility to discipline her fellow schoolmates.But when she actually started as the SC pres the students became disciplined and the principal made her the SC pres until she graduates all of the teachers,coordinators heck all of them even maintenance agreed. And thus, Being pres will torture her for at leaste 3 more years.Pity on her right?Her friends don't give a goddamn fuck about it!
~End of flashback~
"*insert nervous laugh here* I guess we got carried away back then."Alice said still recovering from the flashback.
"I guess your right, She did throw a fit when she won."Rachel answered.
"Dude what are you two doing? Where's Ramona?" Kat asked suddenly appearing out of nowhere.
"When did YOU came here?!" Rachel asked confused and surprised
"Well I heard screaming and rushed.At first I expected that it was Ramona but when I came here she's gone.I thought she was getting dressed."Kat explained.
All she can hear are ohhhs for an answer.Then she went to Kate and Dayna since they were the late and heavy sleepers and decided to wake them up.It always amuses her when they run back and forth ranting on why didn't they hear the alarm clock.This happened EVERYDAY,ever since they all talked to their parents that the want to live on their own but sadly the said roommates needed them so they can wake up early.
-Time skip-
"Is every body ready?"Alice asked Ramona,Dayna,Kate,Finn and Kaycee.
"Shut up"
"Lets go!"
"You are too noisy,you'll wake up the neighbors."
"You sound like Dora."
"Ali!Have some shame."
The answers were arranged same as the said people while the others remained silent.Alice grunted and mumbled "It was a rhetorical question,morons." "We hear that!"All of them said in unison. "Jinx! You all owe me cake!" Ramona quickly shouted."Why does she always win?" Finn thought.
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