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Dad: LQ, get your ass down here. You taking forever man.
"I'm coming pops. Chill"
I looked in the mirror and put the final touches on my outift. I put my ring on and walked downsatirs.
"You yelling at me to hurry up and Cairo is not here yet."
Dad: Shut up. He walked over to me and toward over my short frame.
Mom: Back the hell up Michael Ray Nyguen Stevenson!
Dad: Shut the hell up Sochitta Sal Stevenson!
Mom: Or what nigga??
Dad: Man go on somewhere.
Issa: Did you really just let moms short self punk you??
Mom: I'll punk yo' ass too boy.
"Haha. Punk ass!"
Dad: Why are the women in this family so abusive??
"Who knows. KHAI!!!"
Khai: Behind you Eggroll!
Khai is my older and only sister. We we're the same height and looked almost alike. Except she looked more black then all of us cause she tanned all the damn time! but she was my everything. I'm 17 and she and Issa are 19. And Cairo is 22.
"Stop calling me Eggroll ninja!"
Khai: what ever!
She sat on my lap and laughed with me.
Issa: Ya'll are weird as shit.
Khai: but you love us!
Dad: Lord why I got all these asain Kids!
We all yelled: Cause you ASAIN!
We all heard the door open an in walked Cairo! Big Bro. he's dad kid from previous relationship with Blac chyna.
Cairo: what up fam bam??
"waiting on you chinky!"
Cairo: Whats good Eggroll??
"Chilling. You?"
Cairo: Living it up my ninja!
Issa: what up big bro??
Cairo: nothin much Wassabi. And what you doin shrimp roll??
Khai: Being CUTE! lol
Cairo: Thats a lie!
"Hater! Daddy, who else are we waiting on??"
Dad: Yo uncle Chris and Joy. Uncle trell, Aunt Heather and Ni.
Joy is my bestfriend and cousin. She is 18. I loved her. She kept it 100 and was goofy just like uncle chris. And then we have Ni. My cousin with a big personality. She's 17. I know them fools like the back of hand and no one could take they place.
Cairo: Thats it??
Dad: Oh and Trell bringing Love and Landon.
Cairo: I ain't seen love since Christmas.
Love and Landon we're trell's lil sis India's twins by Victor Cruz. There both 19. I've had a crush on Landon since I was 10. He was my everything. Last year I was finally going to tell him how I felt until I fount out he was dating that dirty hoe Chantel. they still together and I am forever friend zoned. I looked up to see everyone else walking in.
Trell: What up bruh, sis, and neices and nephews??
"Hi uncle Trelly!"
Trell: Whats up LQ?? You looking fly as shit just like you momma.
