It's Lit

Read @ 9:32 pm

(Pic of Kian played by Fransisco Lachowski )

"Ok well I'm gonna head out we're going to see that one movie." Kian said as he got Off the bed and grabbed his shoes.
"What movie are you guys seeing?"
"Oh um, that one with the girl that runs around with an arrow something called the humming bird." He said as he tied the shoe lace to his left shoe.

"You mean Mocking Jay? God Kian where do you get Humming bird from there?" I said as I stood up from the floor.

"Well that's the one we're going to see. I could care less about the damn title."

"Well I'm gonna go get something to drink I'll bring you up something." I said as I walked by him and out the door. I skipped a few steps going down stairs. I had to hurry because now is the only chance I'll get. I took out two cups from the cabinet and took the bottle of Sprite out the fridge.

I took two pills out the bottle placed them in a napkin and used one of the little pizza man statues Kian's mom collected to smash the pills into a powder substance. I heard foot steps coming down the stairs so I quickly poured the powder into Kian's cup.

" Hey I'm gonna head out..you staying the night?" He said as he took his cup off the counter and quickly chugged it down. Dumbass.

"Nah I'm gonna go home tell me how your date goes ok." I said as I quickly pecked his cheek and walked out the room.

I finally made it back to my house but I wouldn't say I was dying to rush in as I was able to hear the yelling coming from the inside as I turned my house key.

" Are you fucking kidding me?! Josh this is the second time this month!" My sister Jessica screamed as she threw Josh's phone at the wall. Now our boy Josh here has D.I.M.T.O.P.B.H.G syndrome. Best known as Dick in more than one place besides his girlfriend. Syndrome.

"She didn't mean shit to me babe!" Josh yelled back as he ran to pick his phone up off the floor.

"She meant something to that devil in your pants! You asshole you're such a fuck boy! Literally! oh my god why the fuck am I still with you?!" Jessica ran into the kitchen and came back out with one of those big ass knifes you use to cut the cake when you can't find a butter knife.
Oh shit.       
"Jess! Put the knife down!" I yelled as I dropped my bag and ran towards her but she dodged me and charged at Josh who then ran behind the couch.

"Oh fuck ! Jess babe please put the knife down!!"

"Put the knife down?" She chuckled so deep I thought Morgan freeman took possession of her body for a second.

"Why should I put the knife down?! It's not like you're dick goes down! Always...always standing up for anything that moves!" At this point even I was scared. She jumped over the couch and landed on top of Josh. He started crying hysterically thrashing around.  His words a jumbled mess. "Baby please don't do anything crazy!" I think that's a little too late Joshua.

But he was right I mean she didn't really need to go to jail. She's already on parole. I grabbed Jess by her waist and lifted her up off of Josh. She started throwing swear word after swear word all while she tried to elbow me in my side.
Josh looked up at me and gave me a thankful nod but all I did was take the knife away from her and replaced it with the BB gun we kept under the couch. Don't ask why we keep it there.

"You mutha fucka, lets see how long your dick stands now."  She said as she shot him in his baby maker. Ouch.
"Hahaagooohhmagud!!!" He yelled as he grabbed the front of his jeans eyes squeezed shut.

"Get the fuck outta here! Or do you want me to make sure it won't even be recognized as a dick?" She said as she held the gun towards the front of his jeans. Josh shook his head and scrambled up to his feet to run to the door but tripped over my bag and ended up hitting his nose on the door knob. Now the whole lower half of his face was covered in blood.

"OH MY GOD I CAN'T BREATHE" He yelled as he used both of his hands to pinch his nose. I walked over opened the door for him and gently shoved him outside.

"I'm going to Ashley's house. I already told her what happened." Jess said as she ran up stairs. When she came back down she was dressed in black from head to toe while holding a bottle of lighter fluid, a jar of Vaseline and a box of chocolates. Don't ask why she keeps lighter fluid in her room. Just don't. 

"What's with all the stuff Jess ?" I asked her as I eyed the items in her hands.

"Huh? Oh this? Well me and Ashley are gonna set Josh's house on fire and use the Vaseline to cover his bedroom door Handel so he can't get out......Oh! And the chocolates are gonna be eaten while I mourn the death of my fuck of a boyfriend." She said as she flipped her hair acting as if she was about to go to the mall instead of going to commit murder.

"Oh well................................have fun."

"Well do little dude." She said as she gave a salute and exited out the front door.

It's 9:30 pm on a Friday night and instead of being out on a date I'm here eating cheese puffs and pizza watching The 100 on Netflix this shows actually pretty good. Bellamy's pretty hot too with his ol' King bad boy act going on. Wait what the fuck am I even saying?

My phone vibrated in my pocket it was a text from Kian.
-you son of a bitch! You did something to my drink earlier! I knew I tasted a hint of a hating ass bitch.

I laughed out loud while reading that but I didn't feel like replying so I did the most horrible thing anyone could do. I left him on read.