Taylors pov.
I spend another horrible day sitting in the hugee kitchen where Harold gave me kale juice and lima beans for lunch. How the eff does he eat this stuff without wanting to throw up all the time ew. This crusty bitch doesn't realise how good CHicken tastes and I feel so sorry for him.
I wanted to make a proper meal but it seemed like they only had fuckin plants in der food collection. Damn vegans...
I went up to Louis and asked for some weed because I need to chill the cuck out. He threw an huge bag of marryhwanna at my face. I love this bitch.
By the time I was done smoking my 13th zoot, I was floating in space and wondered if you could smoke other plants like kale. So it was my prime duty to test it out.
NO.
smoking kale is not a good idea.
smoking kale that is owned by Harry Styles is not a good idea.
he will get mad at you.
then make you eat 24 spoonfuls of kale every 5 minutes.
this bitch had a whole lotta kale.
I told him to chill out and smoke some weed
we smoked some weed.
the weed was dank as fuck.
I then overdosed on the weedily weds.
R.I.P
