They ran down the hallway as fest as they could. There was a ladder that leaded up to the surface. They climbed it and saw the most amazing thing in there life the worlds biggest weed factory in the universe.
"i could get all the bitches with this weed" sed spoderman.
"I could go super fest with that" explained sanic.
"Wat wud eg men need with that much wed" explained spoderman
"Puka! puka!" Yelled pukachu
"Shut up you little cunt!" Sed spoderman
Pukachu was trying to tell them that there is was a flight of stairs that lead up to the top of the factory. Then all of a sudden a bunch of alarms went off.
"They know that we escaped!" Yelled sanic. "Gotta go fast!"
Chepter 3: The Reveal
They were running up to the top but the robets were catching up. Then in the corner of sanic's eyes he saw pukachu trip.
"Holee fuk the robets got him we need to save him!" Shouted spoderman.
"We can't or we'll get captured!" Explained sanic.
They made it to the top. Sanic locked the dor behind hem. Eg men was standing in front of them.
"Let's kil this bich" sed spoderman.
"I wouldn't do that" sed eg man.
Then he grabbed a bucket that had entrails in that wuz stanken up da place. The buck read puka chum on it.
Then he said, "I'm not eg men"
Then he tore off his mask. It was da illuminati.
Chapter 4: The smell of an ogre
"What duz the illuminati want with all this dank kush!"
"You fool" said the illuminati "one kush has enough energy to power all of our weapons for a day"
"Wow ur an fagit" sed spoderman.
"Now to kill u!"
"Like thats ever gonna happen" sed a powerful voice.
Then all of a sudden the ground starting rumbling and the room filled with the smell of onions. suddenly shrek breaks in and stuffs explosive onions up the illuminati's anus as he screams in pain. The he blows up into little onion bits.
It's all ogre now...
