Aries: PROBABLY SEXTING
Taurus: Cat videos
Gemini: existential crisis
Cancer: crying over an ex
Leo: too lazy to go to bed
Virgo: reading fanfic
Libra: bubble bath
Scorpio: selling their soul to satan
Sagittarius: laughing at astrology posts
Capricorn: midnight snack
Aquarius: video games
Pisces: yoga
