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NOONG KAYO PA: Nagsumpaan kayo.

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NOONG BREAK NA: Sinumpa mo na siya.

HAHAHA! XD

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Girl: May gusto ka ba sakin?

Boy: Wala.

Girl: Ouch.

1ST BLOOD!!!

Boy: Oh bakit ka umiiyak?

Girl: Wala ka kasing gusto sakin eh.

Boy: Hindi mo naman kasi natanong kung mahal kita.

Girl: Mahal mo ba ako?

Boy: Hindi rin.

DOUBLE KILL!!

Girl: Ang sakit mo naman magsalita :'((

Boy: May Girlfriend na kasi ako eh.

KILLING SPREE!! XD

Girl: Sino ba girlfriend mo?

Boy: Bestfriend mo.

MONSTER KILL!!!! >)))

Dota!!! :-)

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"SA RESTAURANT"

Waiter: Ano po order nila sir?

Amo: Yung whole roasted chicken nalang. Ikaw inday ano order mo?

Inday: I would like to partake of a dish that is sauteed pork, chicken, soy sauce and veggies like carrots, cauliflower with baguio beans and spices and spring onion. With rice please.

Waiter: Huh . . . ?

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Amo: CHOPSEUY daw! Damihan mo ng vetsin para mamatay na tong hayop na to.

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Si boy nanliligaw kay girl

Boy: dali na..

Girl: eh panu kung may bf na ko, tapos sinagot kita edi dalawa na kyo?

Boy: ang tanong meron nga ba?

Girl: meron na..

"Umiyak si boy nagtampo lumalayo"

"niyakap sya ni girl"

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Girl: meron na.. Kasi sinasagot na kita. 

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M0dern day wedding cerem0ny

Priest: "d0 y0u b0th agree to change y0ur FB status fr0m single to married?"

Gr0om: "LIKE!"

Bride: "Like din p0"

Priest: "y0u are n0w husband and wife & y0u may upl0ad y0ur pics & d0nt f0rget to tag me.

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