Ive been thinking

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~so you and august were at his moms house and his mom was cooking dinner and you were helping her while Aug •as usual• annoyed yall and tried to get a taste of everything y'all were cooking

August: mama why can't ah get just ah taste of that gumbo

A~Mom: august no.... go in there with the kids go play or something

Unique: *laughs*

august: why do ah feel so unwanted right na?

A~mom: you are now leave

Unique: yeah august ...leave..shoo fly shoo *waves him off*

August: if anybody the fly its you unique you the one that got Antlers and shi on top of ya head

Unique: HAHAAA!! Antlers August really....wow go have a seat bugs don't have antlers......

August : *sits and thinks*....oh yeeeaah hahaha

Unique: ohmigod get out

A~mom: and to think I was actually doing good with this one .....its official...he's dumber than his brother
 

August: aye Mel wasn't stupid

A~mom:... Ya know I love my boys....but you and Mel was bout the most clueless people walking round here tryna make it.....but you did it....I'm proud....you got you a nice sweet loving girlfriend and you chased ya dreams an made it outta hea......I'm proud...beyond proud.....

August: awwwww ma *goes and hugs her* ya know I've been thinking

Unique: oh word

August: yeah

Unique: bout what

August:.... When y'all gon let me get a piece of this hea chicken *gets a wing and runs out the kitchen*

You and augs mom: AUGUST!!!

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