Becoming the Perfect Boy? Death・The・Kid's Magnificent Mission?

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Death the kids POV:
I run after one of the kishin who killed 16 humans just for their souls. Liz and Patty slowly run behind me, but then he runs into the end of the alley. They stop and turn around to look back at me.
"What are you gonna do to me kid? Stare at me till I explode? Or what."
He laughs a deep laugh and I'm instantly disgusted in him.
"Liz .... Patty ..... Please change."
I say while keeping my eyes on the kishin who stood about 20 feet I front of me.
"You got it boss."
Says Liz in all seriousness.
"Okie dokie!"
Patty says in her lightly tone.
They jump, then transition into my death guns. It's hard to believe they used to live on the streets. I point it at the Kishin and realize we aren't symmetrical.
"LIZ, PATTY, WHY DOES ONE OF YOU FEE HEAVIER THAN THE OTHER!?!?!"
They change back into their normal form and Liz says accusingly.
"THATS NOT MY PROBLEM!!! I AM OLDER THAN PATTY!!!!"
She says in anger.
Me, being the awkward symmetrical person I am, grabs the right boob of Patty and left boob of Liz.
"EVEN YOUR BOOB SIZES ARENT EQUAL!!!"
"WELL IM SORRY MY BOOBS ARE SMALLER THAN MY YOUNGER SISTERS!!!!!!"
Liz screams at me and I hear Patty laughing in the background. Liz then punches me in the face and I fall to the floor.
"WAHHHHHHH, IM SUCH AN ASYMMETRICAL MESS!!!! HOW CAN I LIVE?!?!? I AM GARBAGE!!!!"
I curl up into the fetal position and start rocking back and forth crying.
"Oh .... It's okay Kid, we didn't mean it. You aren't garbage either." Liz says in all sincerity.
"Yeah!!! If you were garbage you'd be stinky and icky, you aren't stinky or icky!" She says while forcefully patting my back. I then get up, then I realize the kishin is gone and I sigh.
"Well I better call my dad." I then say some words, and then there is a hologram of my dad right in front of me.
"HALLOOOOO SON!!! What are you doing??? Are you having fun with the Thompson sisters??" He says in his light happy tone that I am NOT used to.
"It's great dad, I just want to tell you I'm going to go to the academy. I'll see you there." I then close it off and summon my flying/ regular skateboard. The girls turn into the guns and I carry them till I get to the academy.
When I get there, I go straight to my dad and say "Dad, are there any missions for practice?"
"Well Kid, your level is a lot higher than the other students at the school here, I don't Know why you want to go on missions." He says gently.
I then turn away and say "Well, from this minute, consider me enrolled." I then walk away with the girls to the mission board. One of them catches my eye quickly 'Witch at the pyramid of Anubis'.
"Girls, I think I just found a mission for us."
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The fly to the pyramid takes awhile which bores me and the girls. When we land I can hear the excitement of the girls because they are finally out of their weapon form.
"Well girls, say hello to Anubis!"
Liz stares at me awkwardly, then says "Why are we saying 'hi' to a pyramid ....?"
I dart my eyes at her, then say "Because that is who I am."
I then look back at the pyramid and see how symmetrical it is. I suddenly start drooling and fall in love with it. We walk in because we feel a sandstorm slowly coming into bay, and when I walk in, it's STILL symmetrical!
We are walking for about 15 minutes, then I think about something which makes me go mad.
"I GOTTA GO BACK, I DONT THINK I FOLDED THE TOILET PAPER END INTO A TRIANGLE!!!!!"
I start walking back, then Liz grabs me by my collar, then Patty grabs Liz's hand and drags her.
"LET ME GO!!!!"
"Hush Kid, just forget it, you'll be fine." Liz says with a harsh tone.
I then wriggle free from her strong hand, grab my board, and fly away.
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I get to my house and check the toilet paper. It was folded, I grin at myself for being so responsible, and fly back.
It's even more lonely, but when I get back to the pyramid, I greet it again.
I get inside and I skate down the hallway and see a couple of mummy's heads on the floor. I then skate into the main room and see Liz and Patty tied up. I see a bit of their panties and my face gets hot.
"Sorry for intruding! I'll leave you alone!"
I turn around then Liz screams at me.
"GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE!! GET US OUT OF THIS!!!"
"Um ... Can't you do it yourself? Or just change into your gun?"
I say with some attitude.
"No, we can't change. The ropes are change proof. We've tried it, trust me."
Patty says in her lightly tone.
I then throw my skateboard at the ropes and they break. They are free and they run towards me and change mid way and land in my hands. The sarcophagus that I didn't notice that was  in front of me shoots bandages out at me and I shoot at them, they shred to pieces, but then I look at the sarcophagus. Completely symmetrical.
"SHOOT AT IT KID!!!!"
Liz says with annoyance.
"But it's completely symmetrical .... I can't destroy art like this ...."
Bandages shoot out and turn into drills. They come flying at me and I don't doge or shoot at them. They hit me and I go flying backwards.
"KID!!! ARE YOU OKAY!?!?"
The sisters say in unison.
I don't see anything, but then a huge bandage hammer slams me and the pain ripples through my body and I scream.
"I shall deliver the final blow."
The mummy in the sarcophagus gets out and when I see him I am disgusted. He isn't symmetrical at ALL!!!!
"How dare I lose to something like you. You don't even deserve that crown that you have on your forehead!!"
I then grab my guns and put my pinkies on the triggers. I spam the triggers and he falls back, but doesn't die.
I then scream "SOUL RESONANCE!!"
My death guns, turn into death CANNONS.
"Noise at point two percent" Patty says.
"Feedback at three percent" Liz says.
I then point the cannons at the mummy, and then I say "Goodbye you asymmetrical piece of garbage."
It hits him and he dissolves. Where his body once stood is a floating soul. Liz grabs it and swallows it. We quickly walk out of the pyramid and then me being nice day gently "Goodbye beautiful pyramid of Anubis!!"
Then I hear an ear splitting crack, and then it implodes. I stand as I stare in awe and then I fall to the ground screaming
"I JUST RUINED THE PYRAMID OF ANUBIS!!!!! HOW CAN I LIVE!!!"
Then Liz says "Oh it's okay Kid, everyone destroys a pyramid in their lifetime!"
"YEAH ITS PERFECTLY FINE KID!!!"
Patty screams at me while patting me on the back a little to hard.
I whine all the way back to DWMA and knowing that I have to attend the academy tomorrow. Great. Well, I guess it's time to make some friends ..... It can't be THAT bad ..... Right??

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 02, 2016 ⏰

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