Part 5

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41) there's no more dry shampoo or toilet paper or other such product and you are in dire need of it
42) when you need to fart but you're in a meeting or situation with plenty of people and not enough noise to drown out the sound of said fart
43) when you're in a public restroom and you realise a little too late that there is no toilet roll in your cubicle and there are people waiting so you can't just walk out with you underwear by your feet
44) when you have no money, and no one to lend you it and you still need a taxi home
45) aggressive or intimidating dogs
46) when you lose your work that you spent all night doing because there's a power cut or the battery dies in your computer/laptop/whatever
47) bad breath
48) people stopping in the middle of the corridor blocking the way when it's clear that people need to move (this is mainly year 7s)
49) when you explain something simply and someone doesn't understand, but when another person says the same thing, they understand
50) fat people who blame their weight on a slow metabolism. If you have a slow metabolism, then eat less so you won't get fat!

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