Toast x Vincent

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Vincent: *In the kitchen with the lights off* So, I've been thinking about you. All the time I passed by your home and didn't talk to you.

I've been thinking all we could do together. With butter or maybe something more sticky like butter. We would finally be together. You would be inside me and oh feel so good.

*Weird noises are heard... And sucking noises.*

Mike: *Turns on light*

Vincent: *Hides something behind him*

Mike:

Vincent, no.

Just no.

Wtf are you doing naked  in the kitchen?

Oh god what are you hiding?

Is that toast?!

Vincent: IT FELT SO GOOD, MIKE.

AND IT TASTED GOOD TOO.

Dan and Aaron:OH MY GOD

Aaron:OTP!!!!!

Mike: Nope, I didn't see that. *Turns light back off and leaves*

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