Chanel | dm

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Well hello again you idiot hookers and hooketts! I bet your all so excited to find out what happened to everyone during your fabulous summer break.

Let me first start off by saying I didn't think Kendall Vertes could come back from summer break having as many "boyfriends" as she does designer Prada bags but she has outdone herself this year people.

I've got a very reliable sources that show Kendall sticking her tongue down a guy's throat basically everywhere she went. (And if you still don't believe me I have pictures down below!)

Then again you all should know by now everything written on this blog is 100% true weather you like to admit it or not!

That aside next we have Chloe. Poor poor Chloe. Her sister was in the hospital all summer! Why? Some might say she was run over by a car while she was just helplessly crossing the street ,but do you know who was driving the car?

None other than her ''Perfect' older sister Chloe! Now I bet your wondering why on earth did precious Chloe Lukasiak run her sister over?
The answers simple! 11 year old Clara dropped her sister's bottle of Chanel perfume breaking it!

(Can't you just smell the irony)
One of my most reliable resources told me they saw Clara run into the girls bathroom crying as soon as she come into school. When confronted about her crying she simply replied through thick sobs,"My sister threatened my life."

Then what happened the day we get out for summer break? Clara Lukasiak is hit by a car nearly killing her!

And last but certainly not least Kalani! Lost 10 pounds. Gained 20. Her boyfriends constantly cheats on her with her Alpha ,of her clique, Madison. And she still doesn't know! (Kalani seriously you need to keep an eye on this one)

Well I guess that's all for now. Be warned though I'm always watching!

~ Chanel

"Emagawd!" Madison Ziegler shouted through her dorm room
"What?" Chloe Lukasiak,The vindictive blonde, questioned running out from the bathroom rushing to her leaders side as she sat at her perfectly clean desk rereading the latest Chanel blog

"That stupid Chanel is dragging us through the mud!" Madison wined as she through herself down onto her soft pink bed letting it's warmth comfort her. "Whatever it's not like any of its true." Kalani, the clueless girl, added blowing on her nails after painting them a rich purple color

"Yeah I mean it's not like the thing about Chloe running over her sister its not true." Kendall,the slutty one remarked as she took selfies in the dresser mirror. While Chloe's eyes darted left to right

"Yeah and you totally told me that my boyfriend was coming on to you so I dumped him." Kalani giggled
Little did the girl know it wasn't true.
Kalani had been dating Josh Hyland for ever,but Madison wanted him.

She finally seduced him and lied to Kalani saying he came onto her so she would break up with him,and is now seeing Josh behind the stupid girl's back.

"Yeah and I haven't been with a ton of boys just like one or two." Kendall winked fluffing her hair in the mirror and then proceeded to apply another coat of lipstick. Oh that was true fully. Kendall kissed a guy everywhere she went everyone knew that. It's old news.

Some people say she does it because of her daddy issues but Madison knew better knowing she just liked having arm candy. "We are the most popular girls in the entire freaking school surely we could pay some geek to figure out who this Chanel person is!" Madison sighed

"I wouldn't worry about it she's not doing any harm plus any publicity is good publicity!" Chloe smiled sitting on the bed next to Madison

"Ugg I guess your right plus she never talks about us very much anyway always picking on the losers." Madison said sitting up laughing nervously

"That's the spirt now let's go get Starbucks!" Kalani squealed grabbing her purse and running out the door
"Leave it to Kalani to be the cliché one!" Kendall laughed as did the others as the grabbed their bags

As they started down the hall to the schools cafe ,with the built in Starbucks, she couldn't shake the feeling they where being watched.