Fairy Tail - Truth or Dare (Mostly dares)

Chapter 1

Me: Hi everyone, get ready for some 'evil' dares....

Lucy: *gulp* Evil dares?

Me: I'm just kidding......maybe. Okay, bye.....for now Fairy Tail *teleports to the Sabertooth guild*

Sting: What are you doing here?

Me: I'm just here to dare you to dress up as a weird gangster dude and go to Fairy Tail.

Sting: oh okay.....wait what?!

Me: Do it *gives Sting an evil death glare*

Sting: Fine... *puts on the weird outfit that I give him then walks to Fairy Tail*

Me: Everyone, listen up. We have a visitor....Sting Eucliffe the psycho gangster!

Sting: Yo! How y'all doin'?

Gray: Is this like some kind of freak show?....

Lucy: Sure hope it isn't

Juvia: Love rival!

Sting: *changes weird farmer voice to a weird gentleman* You are beautiful, milady....

Me: Who? Me?!

Mira: Is this a couple that I'm seeing here? *wink wink*

Me: Definitely not!

Sting: *changes back to his normal voice* Well, I'll be going back now, bye.

Natsu: See ya later

Me: who's next? ...... Aha! Erza Scarlet

Gray: What's with that weird insane smile?

Me: Whatever.... Erza! You have a dare from Fairypiecepie (she's actually my Baka sister *pokes out tongue at her*), she dares you to beat Jellal - your 'boyfriend' - to a pulp *teleports Jellal to Fairy Tail*

Erza: *blush* B-beat him to a pulp?

Me: yep

Jellal: What are we talking about here?

Erza: *knocks out Jellal*

Me: That was fast....

Lucy: I have something to ask Mira..... Do you have a crush on someone? *cough Laxus cough*

Mira: *blush* U-Um.....maybe

Me/Lucy: I can imagine it, new ship..... Lami!

Mira: *blushes even harder*

Laxus: What are you girls talking about?

Me: oh, we're just talking about how Mi-

Mira: *puts a hand over my mouth* We're talking about um, uh...how much Lucy loves Natsu.

Lucy: *blush* W-what are you saying?

Mira: Nalu!

Natsu: Obviously Lucy loves me as a friend

Me: *sigh* He just doesn't get it

Lucy: Hey um, do you like anyone?

Me: Who? Me? I might

Lucy/Mira/Erza: who is it?!

Me: *blush* I uh

Gray: What's this we're talking about?

Me: *blushes harder*

Lucy: oh, I get it now, you like G-

Me: *covers Lucy's mouth* Nothing *drags Lucy to a corner* Promise me you won't tell anyone?

Lucy: Aww, but he could like you back

Me: But isn't Gruvia a ship? I bet you that he likes Juvia... *sigh*

Lucy: fine...

Me: *walks over to Natsu and whispers* I dare you to make master mad.

Natsu: Consider it done, Fire dragon's roar! Fire dragon's wing attack! Fire dragon's iron fist!

Makarov: Natsu!

Natsu: It wasn't me, it was Gajeel!

Gajeel: Hey, don't go blaming everything on me!

Makarov: Then you both get a punishment since no one will admit who did it *gets Natsu and Gajeel to put on dresses and sing/dance*

Everyone: *burst out laughing*

Me: You two were hilarious!

Gajeel: Who's idea was it to wreck the guild and blame it on me?!

Me: *whistles and attempts to walk away*

Gajeel: It was you! *points at me accusingly then holds me up by the back of my shirt*

Me: uh hehe

Gajeel: Iron dragon's-

Loke: *carries me away* Hey beautiful, how about a kiss for your prince in shining armour?

Me: *pushes him away* No

Lucy: Since when did you come here?!

Me: I have another dare from Fairypiecepie for Natsu, Gajeel and Gray.... *sigh* She dares Natsu to dress up as Lucy and copy everything she does, same goes for Gajeel and Gray, except Gajeel with Levy and Gray with Juvia.

All three of them: what?!

Me: *evil death stare*

Natsu/Gajeel/Gray: *gulp* Yes ma'am!

Natsu: *dresses up as Lucy and says in a weird Lucy voice* Hi everyone, I'm Lucy, the girl that wears revealing clothes

Gajeel: *dresses up as Levy and says in a weird Levy voice* Hey guys, I'm Levy, the short bookworm

Gray: *dresses up as Juvia and says in a weird Juvia voice* Hello, I'm Juvia, the creepy stalker girl

Everyone except Lucy, Levy and Juvia: *burst out laughing*

Lucy/Levy/Juvia: That is so not true!

Me: bye reader-chans, see ya in chapter 2