What A Crazy Life

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by thexkktxstories

by thexkktxstories

I snap awake. Another nightmare. The same one I've had ever since I was arrested. Every night, I'd be chased through the dark asylum halls. I'd always escape of course, obvi. But I'd walk to bed watching the others before finally trying to sleep myself. I would hear a sound in the distance. But of course, dream me would be an idiot and just go to bed. As I would lay down, I'd see the Red Devil standing over me with a knife.

I wake up every morning screaming. The staff of the asylum is always by my side as I do. They probably think I'm ultra crazy. Sadie's now always busy with her weird girlfriend and Libby... Is with me. No, I don't mean we're in some yucky relationship. I still love Chad. Sometimes he comes to visit me, but the asylum workers put me in a straitjacket. They think I'm going to hurt or kill him... Or something along those lines.

But I like life here. At least there's no real serial killer... Except possibly Sadie. I still don't know about her weird 'split personality.' There are some pros to being in the asylum: The munch boxing Dean leaves me alone, I don't get blamed for burning skin off that often, I can actually eat, and I have a bunch of witless servants that I can order around all the time.

But the cons...: Most people leave me alone because they think I'm crazier than their whole lot. So stupid. Sadie is always busy with her girlfriend. The painter chick keeps coming up to me with paintings of myself and the others. I mean, I love a painting of myself as much as the next person, but she won't get over it. And there's no pumpkin spice lattes. Those are my jam! And I can't even get a cup of coffee!

I do admit, it really is quite nice not to be stalked by a killer.

I've even thought of becoming one myself.

OKAY SO THIS ONESHOT WAS SUPER SHORT BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEAS. If you even read this, thanks. For the most part, this page is just a place I can jot down ideas I get or suggestions. I'm probably going to be writing another one soon... If I have ideas for that one.