1. Washing macine, DO NOT put any persons in this washer.
2. screw driver set, not to be inserted into the vagina.
3. razor scooter, warning this product moves when used.
4. chainsaw, do not hold cainsaw inbetween legs when starting it.
5. deoderant, DO NOT use to put out a fire.
6. outdoor antena, do not attempt to install if durnk, pregnant or both.
7. ipod shuffle, do not ingest ipod shuffle.
8. iron, do not iron clothes while they are being worn.
9. whipped cream, for best result remove cap.
10. windshiels visor, do not opperate vehicle while shade is in place.
11. curling iron, for external use only.
12. hair spray, do not spray into eyes.
13. pepper spray, may irritate eyes.
14. butchers knife, keep out of reach of children.
15. microwave, not to be used to dry pets.
wow these companies must think that some people are extremely stupid!
