Behind the Scenes (Kuroko no Basuke)

Scene #4 - Otou-san(?)

Disclaimer: I do not own Kuroko no Basuke.

A/N: Hey there! SORRY I AM LATE! My life literally sucks right now (exams) and I seriously had no idea what to write about. Again, this was a random idea that popped up in my head while I was reading some angst fanfics here (yeah, angst to write humor lol). So this may suck...because of lack of ideas...but oh well, at least I tried.

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★☆*･゜ﾟ･*In which Kise learns about Kuroko's "PAPA" and gets the Generation of Miracles involved in his own misunderstanding...*･゜ﾟ･*☆★

"Kuroko-cchi~!"

Kuroko and Kagami turned towards the cheerful model, who was currently making his way across the road with a bright smile plastered on his face. Kuroko blinked as Kagami scowled in annoyance.

It was a Sunday afternoon and currently, Kagami and Kuroko were making their way towards Maji Burger to get their lunch. Kuroko and Kagami had planned to play street basketball together later on in the afternoon. As soon as Kagami saw the blonde model, skipping down the streets, he knew that something bad was definitely going to happen today.

Meeting the Generation of Miracles on a day off of school was definitely a bad omen, no doubt.

"What are you doing here?" Kise asked as he panted for air.

"We're just grabbing our lunch at Maji Burger," Kagami answered bluntly.

"What are you doing here, Kise-kun?" Kuroko asked back.

"I have a photo shoot around here," Kise answered with a smile and for once, Kagami actually thought in his head that the blonde was truly beautiful. Not that looks had anything to do with basketball skills, which was all he cared about.

"I see. Then, we'll be excusing ourselves now. See you later Kise-" Kuroko started, but his words slowly trailed off as his eyes landed on a certain figure, who was treading along on the other side of the street. Kise blinked.

"Kuroko-cchi? Is there something wrong?" Kise asked.

"Kagami-kun," Kuroko started as Kagami raised an eyebrow, waiting for Kuroko to continue. Kuroko pointed his finger at the person across the streets. Both Kagami and Kise's eyes followed. "Is that Otou-san?"

Kagami blinked. He narrowed his eyes as he stared at the person across the street and indeed, it was the one and only "Otou-san" from Shinkyo Academy that had given Seirin a hard time with his height.

"Oh, I remember him! That papa guy," Kagami suddenly said in surprise. "I didn't know that he was still in Japan."

"Well, he does learn in a school here, so I guess he's still around, Kagami-kun-"

"WHAT?!"

Both Kagami and Kuroko suddenly turned towards the gaping model who was staring at the shadow with large and alarmed eyes. Kuroko blinked as Kagami frowned in confusion.

"Is there something wrong, Kise-kun?" Kuroko asked.

"...HOW ARE YOU RELATED TO THAT TANNED MAN OVER THERE?!"

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"...Huh?" Kuroko and Kagami chorused.

"I DON'T GET IT. YOU TWO DON'T EVEN LOOK THAT SIMILAR...AND THAT TANNED SKIN IS WRONG IN MANY WAYS!" Kise screamed as he clutched his head with his two hands and started clenching his teeth in shock.