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The Ten Commandents of Seme

1. Thou shalt Uke know who your boss, but you have to rape him more than 10 times
2 you wildly Kiss to your Uke to the point of making xxx.
3. When you're really angry you do xxx until you've retaliated.
4. Will you do feel pleasure to your Uke aunq forbid.
5. thou knowest all your Uke, so that is more cling to you.
6. If your Uke clings to ti when you go to work, he begins to walk ignorandole.
7 submits to your Uke a lustful torture, aunq the cry or refuse.
8 kill or torture to the unfortunate that try to violate your Uke.
9. never but never say: "is not mine touch him or kill you", opposite the friends of Uke.
10 it excites your Uke to the point where you ask for "more".