A/N: Hi guys! This was just bouncing around in my head, taking up space, so I had to write it down. Similar things have been done before, of course, but this is just for fun. This story isn't meant to be taken too seriously (or at all seriously) , and will probably be pretty short. I had lots of fun writing it, that's it :) Oh yeah, and this is a parody fic, and I'm not trying to offend anyone. A lot of the things I mention in this story I really like, but I'm just making the point of what would happen if you mixed it with cannon. Enjoy the story!
Annabeth's POV
I woke up to warm sunlight filtering through the cabin windows. I sighed happily and sat up. Strangely enough, all the beds were made, and the cabin was empty. What time was it? I checked my watch. 8:23 am. Huh. Suddenly, I became aware of shouts. The door to my cabin flew open with a loud bang, revealing a wild-eyed Piper McLean.
"Annabeth!" I scrambled up.
"Pipes? You okay? What's up?"
"Our boyfriends have gone insane, that's what!"
"Huh?"
"Oh, just come see!" I threw on my Camp Half-Blood t-shirt and shorts over my pjs and hurried out. Campers were congregated in small, panicked huddles, whispering to each other or pointing worriedly. More were running around. Basically, it was chaos.
"This way." Piper muttered. They headed towards the pavilion. Piper elbowed her way through the crowd that surrounded it.
"Excuse me, coming through, girlfriends of the psychos, excuse me!" I followed, somewhat nervously. As we reached the center, I saw a bunch of unfamiliar demigods giggling and snapping pictures. One of them scowled and hurled a rock at Piper, who dogged it and gave her a withering look.
"What was that about?" I inquired.
"You'll see. Oh look. Here we go." One look and my mouth flew open. Breakfast was going more or less normal, except for a few small things. Percy was arguing with Leo. The strange part was that my boyfriend was wearing a pair of dark sunglasses that I'd never seen before, and a t-shirt that read Fabulous.
"Face it Leo, you could never out-sass the Persassy! He snapped loudly in the boy's face. "Deal with it!" Next to me, Piper groaned.
"They've been like this since I woke up." I squinted, taking in more of the strange scene.
"Is Jason -making out with a brick!?" She nodded.
"He dumped me this morning. Apparently he and "Phoebe" have better chemistry." I stared at her.
"Um, wow. I'm sorry?"
"Hey guys!" A new voice joined our conversation. I whirled around to find Nico di Angelo chilling on a tree branch.
"Hey, Nico. Why are you in a tree?" He shrugged.
"Dunno." Hopping down, he continued. "Excuse me, I'm going to go be angst-y in my cabin now." He walked off.
"What the Hades?" Piper sighed.
"Hey, look, they've actually noticed us." I turned to look where she was pointing. Percy was waving madly at us.
"Annie! Pipes, come say hi!" I walked up hesitantly.
"Percy, you're looking kinda weird."
"You're MOM's looking kinda weird!"
"Burrrrrrrrn!" Leo contributed, giving him a high-five!
"Persassy strikes again!" I frowned.
"That wasn't sassy, that was just stupid! Also, you just insulted a goddess."
"Your MOM just insulted a goddess!"
"No, no, Percy. That's not how that works." He huffed.
"Whatever. I'm so done with this. Persassy out!" He leaned in. "Deal. With. It." Then he swaggered away.
"What in the name of Olympus just happened?!" Piper snorted.
"How rude." I turned to face a disgruntled looking Jason.
"Sorry, what?" He made an annoyed, diva-like noise.
"I was trying to have a moment with my girlfriend." He gestured to the brick.
"Jason. That's a brick." He gasped and nearly fell backwards.
"Annabeth! How could you!" He stroked the brick lovingly. "Don't listen to her baby. She's just jealous."
"Of a brick? Seriously?" He glared at me.
"Some people have no manners! Come on Phoebe, let's go somewhere else!" As he stalked away, a series of random objects fell on his head and he crumpled.
"Umm..." Piper put her head on the table.
"Are we the only sane ones?" I asked Piper when we reached the top of Half-Blood Hill.
"Actually, I just IM'd Thalia. She says the Hunters are acting strange, too. She's coming as soon as she can."
"Well, that's good, at least." I stayed quiet as we looked over the camp. Just below us, a group of girls were beating a World War II cannon with what appeared to be sledgehammers.
"Die cannon! Long live the chaos!"
"And the Chaos AU!"
"Wow." Piper stated flatly. I nodded. I had the feeling it was going to be a long day.
A/N: I have no words. Keep on being awesome!
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