E: im not a clean freak.
Kev: *hops out of shadows* wHY tHE fUK yOU lYINNN
Random Person: oh shit. (Backs away slowly)
E: ...
¤ This is Scott, say hello ¤
Random Guy: Yeah.. I work out!
E: *apparates next to random people* WHY THE FUCK YOU LYINNN!! WHY YOU ALWAYS LYINN!
Random Girl: (screams and runs away)
Random Guy: ookkaayyy then... (runs away)
¤ This is Scott's wife Debby. She cheated on Scott with a pineapple. Debby is now Scott's EX wife ¤
Cute Youtuber/Actor/Singer/Character: I'm ugly.
All Fangirls of the Universe: wHY tHE fUK yOU lYINNN. wHY yOU aLWAYS lYINNN.
Cute Celebrity: aww thanks, guys! *Signs autographs and takes pictures with fans*
¤ This is Scott's son, Austin. Austin broke his arm last week. Give Austin a get well cad and you get a cookie ¤
E: soo.. that's what happens when you lie. You get mobbed by deranged people.
#Don't Do Drugs
E: wait what? U shouldn't do drugs but that wasnt the lesson here!
# Why You Always Lyin When You Might Get Mobbed By Deranged Lunatics
E: that's better..
