Why You Should Honesty

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E: im not a clean freak.

Kev: *hops out of shadows* wHY tHE fUK yOU lYINNN

Random Person: oh shit. (Backs away slowly)

E: ...

¤ This is Scott, say hello ¤

Random Guy: Yeah.. I work out!

E: *apparates next to random people* WHY THE FUCK YOU LYINNN!! WHY YOU ALWAYS LYINN!

Random Girl: (screams and runs away)

Random Guy: ookkaayyy then... (runs away)

¤ This is Scott's wife Debby. She cheated on Scott with a pineapple. Debby is now Scott's EX wife ¤

Cute Youtuber/Actor/Singer/Character: I'm ugly.

All Fangirls of the Universe: wHY tHE fUK yOU lYINNN. wHY yOU aLWAYS lYINNN.

Cute Celebrity: aww thanks, guys! *Signs autographs and takes pictures with fans*

¤ This is Scott's son, Austin. Austin broke his arm last week. Give Austin a get well cad and you get a cookie ¤

E: soo.. that's what happens when you lie. You get mobbed by deranged people.

#Don't Do Drugs

E: wait what? U shouldn't do drugs but that wasnt the lesson here!

# Why You Always Lyin When You Might Get Mobbed By Deranged Lunatics

E: that's better..

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