Albus Severus Potter and The Darkness of Hogwarts

CHAPTER FOUR, TROUBLING TEACHERS

The food never seemed to finish. When it did, McGonagall stood up and clinked her spoon against her glass of pumpkin juice. "Students." She started. "I would like to introduce you to our lovely teachers. This year, we have very many new members of staff, but we still have some familiar faces," She glanced at Hagrid. "Your new Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher will be Professor Morganous." A stout looking dwarf-like man stood up on his seat, although he was so short you could only see his bald little head. "Your Herbology professor, Professor Longbottom." As Neville rose and smiled shyly, Albus, Rosie, Flin, and many others shot out of their seats and cheered. Professor McGonagall smiled and continued. By the end of it, they knew all of their teachers: the Transfiguration teacher was Professor Poncee (a long man with a long beard with long robes), their History of Magic teacher was Professor Hennderex (a fat lady with a stern face), their Charms teacher, the one and only, Professor Flitwick, their Astronomy teacher Professor McMac (a generous but weak looking lady), their Potions master Professor Duffers (a man with a huge beer belly, but a very high voice), their Care of Magical Creatures, was of course Hagrid, their Flying teacher was Madam Striikre (a lady as skinny as a stick), and their Divinations teacher Professor De Firebla (a very gentle looking man).


After each speech from every teacher, the Gryffindor students were dismissed, and first years were lead to the common rooms by the Gryffindor Prefects, Phonoly Matwater and Maxim Psetolovskie. "Sherbert lemon." Maxim said loudly in front of a painting of a very fat lady. "Hello, Maxim, Phonoly, would you like to hear me sing?" The Fat Lady asked the group of students, eagerly waiting to get inside the common room. Phonoly stifled a sigh. "I don't care if you don't want me to. I have been practicing this piece of work the ENTIRE summer! OOOOOOOOOOOH MY BEEEEEEEELLAAAAAAAAA!!!!! DON'T BEEEEE SOOOOOOOOO SAAAAAAAAAD! I AM HEEEEEEEEERE NOW, DRY YOUR TEEEEEEEEEEEEARS NOW!" A long while later, after a whole "symphony" written by the Fat Lady, she finally let them in, even though Maxim and Phonoly tried several times to interrupt by screaming: "SHERBERT LEMON!!!!"