The Secret Life of Pets

Chapter Two ( Ellie the wiener dog)

"Now, i know that i'm no expert or anything, but my dog is NOT a normal dog. He knows how to use the mixer." " When i came home, he had pushed off the bowl and the mixer was scratching his belly. I mean, how does a DOG know to do that. OH, that isn't the end of it. He always has doggy play dates with his friends, like Robert the cat. Now, Robert the cat was a DIFFERENT story. He was a very mean cat, one that i was afraid of. And i'm a boy. I am 17 yrs. old and I am proud to say that i have all 100 grades in school. I am on the mathematical team, Science club, reading club, and i am the staff of the music club for kids.  I'm not dorky, i'm handsome. But i don't have a girl YET. My name is Henry Thomas, and i am working on trying to get a girl named Augustine Mellow, but i don't know if she likes me yet. I can't wait till' Ellie's play date tomorrow...