Moonlight and love bites a marauders fan fiction

Voldemort gets discarded from the story like an extra in hufflepuff

"Jesus fucking Christ" Spencer whispered whilst wincing "Remus the head aches are getting worse". As soon as he heard this Remus pulled some chocolate out his robe and handed it to Spencer
"This is"
"Hunnie Dukes"
"It's our last piece?"
Victoria giggled again and Remus went to sit back down with her but at the last second Spencer gave him a push so he ended up straddling her on the corridor floor. As the group burst into laughter Remus and Victoria locked eyes and Spencer kept thinking to Remus "kiss her" *clap clap clap* "kiss her". Slowly they smiled at each other before Remus stood up. Not noticing the disappointed look flash across Victoria's face the train pulled up and hundreds of students piled off towards the boats. When suddenly "avada kedavra" there was a flash of green light and Spencer felt a rip through his chest and fell to the floor Remus looked at him and chuckled as everyone else screamed then the masked assassin pushed his way through to the body and picked it up when suddenly Spencer sprang into life (vampires= immortal unless killed with concentrated fire or sunlight) and stood toe to toe with the attacker. As the crowded platform stood in silence and the night lights of the station started to come on Spencer's voices was heard for miles "YOU FUCKING DICK THAT FUCKING STUNG UGH MY FAVOURITE FUCKING TSHIRT" on the word tshirt Spencer reached up and threw the attackers mask across the station Onto the tracks. The attacker stood his ground and spoke "I'm Tom Marvelo riddle the future dark lord how dare you speak to me you filthy half breed" Spencer's eyes started to gleam being near Hogwarts was giving him another power rush as he grabbed his bat from his robes and took a solid swing there was a crunch of bone and splintering wood as the bat broke in half and sent Tom riddle to the ground. As Spencer became dizzy again the world became a blur and the next thing he knew he was in Dumbledores office with the minister of magic.

(THE GREAT HALL)
"Remus lupin" read out the transfiguration teacher (aka bad ass mcgonagall) as Remus gingerly approached the hat he heard Spencer in his head "GRYFINDOOR GRYFINDOOR" after 2 excruciating minutes of Remus staring around the beautiful great hall. With floating candles and the ceiling showing the beautiful sunset outside and the 4 impatient tables waiting to eat Remus was placed in "GRYFINDOOOOOR"  he sighed a breath of relief.
(At the same time as Remus's sorting this happened) "it is my duty as minister of magic to inform you Spencer lupin that the wizarding world is in your debt and as compensation for the trauma caused the ministry is having 2 new beaters bats delivered for you we were informed yours was broken and we are also having 5 silver arrow, broomsticks for you and your companions who I was told helped in the events" Dumbledore winked at Spencer and said "I think it's best if you go now the sorting is nearly finished. As mcgonagall was taking the hat off Remus Spencer pushed through the great hall doors taking it in for a moment before continuing to hum the bass like to seven nation army he approached mcgonagall and said "uh am I being sorted... I was with Dumbles" mcgonagall looked like she'd found a key to a bank vault upon hearing the word dumbles she said "uhm yes just sit down quickly now" the hat shouted "GRYFINDOOOOOR" before Spencer even took it he shrugged and went over to the red and gold table upon seeing there was no seats Spencer made Sirius budge up and sat half on him and half on Victoria. When suddenly the plates became covers in food and drink and the conversations began after the big dinner. Dumbledore beckoned Spencer Remus Victoria James and Sirius over to him he chuckled and said "what a gang of marauders we have here" then turned to Victoria and said "there's a problem with the dorms I'm afraid you will have to share with the boys Remus's face lit up like a Christmas tree. "Yeah I suppose I can do that". The gang turned around and ran to the dormitory's up the moving staircases barely noticing the beautiful pictures and the perfection Hogwarts called architecture. Once they had got in they found there dorm label'd boys + one then a list of their names "GUYS WAIT!" Spencer shouted like he was scared then him and Remus said in sync "what do you call the rooms in gryfindoor"
"GRYFINDORMS"