Voldemort and the year I spent barely able to breathe, stuck under a goddamn turban while living in the back of some dude's head.
Voldemort and the years the diary part of my soul got stabbed by that fucking Potter kid.
Voldemort and the year I didn't lose any of my soul to a goddamn child.
Voldemort and the year I got resurrected but then the fucking same kid outsmarted me.
Voldemort and the year I couldn't even steal a goddamn snow globe.
Voldemort and the year I was able to get Snape to kill Dumbledore because I couldn't when I had the chance because I'm a pretty pathetic excuse for the magical equivalent of Hitler.
Voldemort and the year a bunch of teens murdered my soul piece by piece and tricked me into shooting myself with a wand.
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